Frank Was Right – UPDATED 11-20
This is a good design:

UPDATE 11-20:
Wacky Hermit wants one for “lady junk”. How about this?:

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UPDATE 11-20:
Wacky Hermit wants one for “lady junk”. How about this?:

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November 19th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
I really like how Iowahawk and I Own the World added in the rubber gloves.
November 20th, 2010 at 6:44 am
Don’t know about you guys but pretty accurate representation of the magnitude of my junk. Hey, someone had to say it!
November 20th, 2010 at 7:52 am
Key West airport must be hopping.
November 20th, 2010 at 7:58 am
We need something like this, but for the ladies. Is there an animal that’s dangerous to tread on that can be analogous to “lady junk”? Maybe a porcupine?
November 20th, 2010 at 11:13 am
Is there an animal that’s dangerous to tread on that can be analogous to “lady junk”?
A saber-toothed pussy cat?
http://robomonkey.wordpress.com/2010/11/18/presenting-sing-along-with-airport-security/
November 20th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I’m disappointed. I thought one of you guys would be all over this. No pun intended, ewuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
November 20th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I like ‘em both. And they’re pervy and suggestive in their own way, another plus.
I hear that in Bay Area airports the passengers don’t wait to be asked by the TSA for “enhanced screening”, they just volunteer.
November 20th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
You’re welcome to sort through my junk but just don’t mess with my tools!
November 20th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Next time I fly, I’m wearing pajamas and bedroom slippers. With nothing underneath. I’ll skip the scanner and just drop the pants while loudly screaming, “HOPE YOU”RE HAPPY!”
Iplan to have bil money available.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Kudos to Wacky Hermit! Well done!
November 21st, 2010 at 12:37 am
Maybe they’ll have a trickle-down effect as an economic, errr, stimulus…
http://blogs.chron.com/nickanderson/archives/and111810b21.html
November 21st, 2010 at 6:31 am
With our PC gov involved we will also need the ambiguous singled out for Pat or Pat? pats. Janet Napolitano or almost any Obama officials silhouette will do. Before the week is out we will have video of some… uhh, one saying “If you find my junk, don’t touch it.”
November 21st, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Hmmm, I think these would work best as tee-shirts. Just a thought!
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:00 am
I saw a picture of Janet Napolitano. For some reason I don’t think she wants to touch my junk. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’, if you know what I’m sayin’! As for you women, not so much…
November 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 am
I don’t pet cats.
BTW, ladies don’t have “junk” – unless they’re liberals, in which case they have “trash.”
November 22nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
don’t taze my junk bro!
Is that a bomb or are you happy to see me?
Psst, Omar come look at this guy….must be a democrat.
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Harvey, since Frank is unable to provide us with thoughts and since you and Basil have jobs, might I suggest an open thread of sorts for the week?
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:51 pm
NEW YORK — The FBI has raided three hippy punching funds, part of a widening investigation of suspicions of pervasive insider hippy punching in the $1.7 trillion hippy punching industry.
The funds include Diamondback Capital Management LLC and Level Global Investors LP, two Connecticut funds run by former managers of Steven Cohen’s SAC Capital Advisors.
The raids come as federal dinosaures with rocket launchers prepare to unveil a series of new insider trading cases against hippy punching funds, consultants, and Wall Street bankers. (I think Marco is right…as this material is starting to wear a little thin)
December 17th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
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