Call Me Fishmeal…

Posted by Mr. Right on May 6, 2011 2:18 pm

Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!

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15 Responses to “Call Me Fishmeal…”

1. Silverfiddle says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 2:37 pm

   Those Mossad-trained sharks are probably tearing him to bits as we speak.

2. plentyobailouts says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 3:00 pm

   Finally, they put something in the ocean to soak up all that mercury.

   Maybe now that we are using terrorists for whale food, maybe those lunatic hippie tree hugging commies over at green peace will get behind our military?

3. MarkoMancuso says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 3:11 pm

   I like it.

4. Jimmy says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

   We’d tell you the formula, but then we’d have to keel you!

5. zzyzx says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 3:33 pm

   Waaaay more flavor than Aginomoto.

6. Crabby Old Bat says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 4:25 pm

   Ooooh, my hermit crabs need this! Even as I type, Scissorhands is waving his claws over the food dish – gimme some halal Osama-Bits right now! (He even has a twisty shell that could pass for a turban. What could be more respectful than feeding Osama to an Islamic crustacean?)

7. EdthePastor says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 6:17 pm

   OOOOHHH who lives in a pine apple under the sea?

8. ussjimmycarter says:
   May 6th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

   Blow Fish love this stuff!

9. Son of Bob says:
   May 7th, 2011 at 12:35 pm

   You know how people are always scared to eat seafood if they think it might not be fresh? Well, I’m guessing it works pretty much the same way in the opposite direction. I’m guessing that right now there are a bunch of sea creatures telling each other, “Don’t eat the terrorist, it doesn’t look right.”

10. Gebiv says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    *Warning* May contain lead.

11. Carpenter says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Were those really US Navy Seals or did Barry just get some local talent from Chicago to do the hit? If ya ask me it really looked more like a Chicago Mob Hit job than a US Military operation.

    Also why did they have the women handcuffed together and ready for transport?
    If that 2nd chopper hadn’t malfunctioned I’d bet that Bin Laden’s 12 year old daughter (who says they shot him after he was in custody) would be singing a different tune (or not singing at all).

    And why did they dump the body if it wasn’t a MOB HIT? Hmmm?
    Something smells fishy…..

12. Kris says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    The Moby Dick reference is a hilarious double entendre!

13. Son of Bob says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 11:33 am

    @Carpenter,

    Here’s a question for ya: Is there a photo of the explosives-sniffing dog repelling down the ropes?

14. DavidD says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    I got a chuckle out of the title to this post.

15. seanmahair says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 8:23 am

    So does this make Obama Captain Ahab or the whale? No matter where you go with this analogy it’s not going to end well. Ahab the Arab will inflame the “Obama’s a muslim” theorists and then there’s the PETA folks and whale fanciers.

    While the thought of the mass murderer of hundred of thousands of innocents “sleepin’ with the fishes” is satisfying ,I’m not sure it wasn’t cruel and unusual punishment for our water dwelling friends. After all who really would want to eat that? Even the bottom dwellers will have to hold their noses.

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