Finally, they put something in the ocean to soak up all that mercury.
Maybe now that we are using terrorists for whale food, maybe those lunatic hippie tree hugging commies over at green peace will get behind our military?
Ooooh, my hermit crabs need this! Even as I type, Scissorhands is waving his claws over the food dish – gimme some halal Osama-Bits right now! (He even has a twisty shell that could pass for a turban. What could be more respectful than feeding Osama to an Islamic crustacean?)
You know how people are always scared to eat seafood if they think it might not be fresh? Well, I’m guessing it works pretty much the same way in the opposite direction. I’m guessing that right now there are a bunch of sea creatures telling each other, “Don’t eat the terrorist, it doesn’t look right.”
Were those really US Navy Seals or did Barry just get some local talent from Chicago to do the hit? If ya ask me it really looked more like a Chicago Mob Hit job than a US Military operation.
Also why did they have the women handcuffed together and ready for transport?
If that 2nd chopper hadn’t malfunctioned I’d bet that Bin Laden’s 12 year old daughter (who says they shot him after he was in custody) would be singing a different tune (or not singing at all).
And why did they dump the body if it wasn’t a MOB HIT? Hmmm?
Something smells fishy…..
So does this make Obama Captain Ahab or the whale? No matter where you go with this analogy it’s not going to end well. Ahab the Arab will inflame the “Obama’s a muslim” theorists and then there’s the PETA folks and whale fanciers.
While the thought of the mass murderer of hundred of thousands of innocents “sleepin’ with the fishes” is satisfying ,I’m not sure it wasn’t cruel and unusual punishment for our water dwelling friends. After all who really would want to eat that? Even the bottom dwellers will have to hold their noses.
Those Mossad-trained sharks are probably tearing him to bits as we speak.
Finally, they put something in the ocean to soak up all that mercury.
Maybe now that we are using terrorists for whale food, maybe those lunatic hippie tree hugging commies over at green peace will get behind our military?
I like it.
We’d tell you the formula, but then we’d have to keel you!
Waaaay more flavor than Aginomoto.
Ooooh, my hermit crabs need this! Even as I type, Scissorhands is waving his claws over the food dish – gimme some halal Osama-Bits right now! (He even has a twisty shell that could pass for a turban. What could be more respectful than feeding Osama to an Islamic crustacean?)
OOOOHHH who lives in a pine apple under the sea?
Blow Fish love this stuff!
You know how people are always scared to eat seafood if they think it might not be fresh? Well, I’m guessing it works pretty much the same way in the opposite direction. I’m guessing that right now there are a bunch of sea creatures telling each other, “Don’t eat the terrorist, it doesn’t look right.”
*Warning* May contain lead.
Were those really US Navy Seals or did Barry just get some local talent from Chicago to do the hit? If ya ask me it really looked more like a Chicago Mob Hit job than a US Military operation.
Also why did they have the women handcuffed together and ready for transport?
If that 2nd chopper hadn’t malfunctioned I’d bet that Bin Laden’s 12 year old daughter (who says they shot him after he was in custody) would be singing a different tune (or not singing at all).
And why did they dump the body if it wasn’t a MOB HIT? Hmmm?
Something smells fishy…..
The Moby Dick reference is a hilarious double entendre!
@Carpenter,
Here’s a question for ya: Is there a photo of the explosives-sniffing dog repelling down the ropes?
I got a chuckle out of the title to this post.
So does this make Obama Captain Ahab or the whale? No matter where you go with this analogy it’s not going to end well. Ahab the Arab will inflame the “Obama’s a muslim” theorists and then there’s the PETA folks and whale fanciers.
While the thought of the mass murderer of hundred of thousands of innocents “sleepin’ with the fishes” is satisfying ,I’m not sure it wasn’t cruel and unusual punishment for our water dwelling friends. After all who really would want to eat that? Even the bottom dwellers will have to hold their noses.