Straight Line of the Day: Thanksgiving at the White House…

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Thanksgiving at the White House…

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  1. lead Obama to explain his black-eye to a press conference on Friday, as follows — “I was just commenting on the size of the Butterball turkey the WH kitchen had procured… I said, I’ve seen some bigs ones, but that’s the biggest Butt… was all I got out before Michelle slugged me.”

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  2. …has been cancelled, because it’s reminiscent of America’s racist, imperialist past and it propagates the inhumane killing and eating of turkeys. The replacement — Askforgiving — will involve Americans apologizing for their nation’s sins and all they have to be ashamed about.

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  3. …is celebrated nationwide as Giving? We’re Taking Day.

    …usually has Obama saying “Hey, it’s not my birthday yet” when presented with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by his illiterate acolytes.

    …means free abortions for everyone with one in the oven.

    …as always has Michelle steaming, Barry baked and Biden playing with his giblets.

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