Straight Line of the Day: Thanksgiving at the White House…

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Thanksgiving at the White House…

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  1. All pies, cakes, sweet potatos, ambrosia and other sweet foods and desserts will be kept in front of Michelle to be doled out at the end of the meal….if there are any left.

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  2. lead Obama to explain his black-eye to a press conference on Friday, as follows — “I was just commenting on the size of the Butterball turkey the WH kitchen had procured… I said, I’ve seen some bigs ones, but that’s the biggest Butt… was all I got out before Michelle slugged me.”

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  3. …has been cancelled, because it’s reminiscent of America’s racist, imperialist past and it propagates the inhumane killing and eating of turkeys. The replacement — Askforgiving — will involve Americans apologizing for their nation’s sins and all they have to be ashamed about.

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  4. will have all seats facing mecca and the main course of Shitzhu.

    …has the protocol team scrambling to teach sasquatch some table manners.

    is as big of a joke as the occupant.

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  5. Now has a “You’re Welcome” address by the President. After all since God was banned at the DNC the thanks *HAS* to be given to the President for all the food stamps and Obamaphones he has distributed.

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  6. …is celebrated nationwide as Giving? We’re Taking Day.

    …usually has Obama saying “Hey, it’s not my birthday yet” when presented with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by his illiterate acolytes.

    …means free abortions for everyone with one in the oven.

    …as always has Michelle steaming, Barry baked and Biden playing with his giblets.

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  7. Thanksgiving at the White House…does not include turkey on the menu, since that would amount to cannabalism for everyone invited.

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  8. Thanksgiving at the White House…is going to be tough this year. With Hostess out of business, the staff is scrambling to stockpile new “munchie snacks”.

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  9. …was kicked off with a prayer to allah, thanking him for the spoils of the infidel, followed immediately by a smoke break.

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  10. …had seventeen new dishes of soy-based materials, only three of whom were tried before Bo found one and died.

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  11. Thanksgiving at the White House… is awkward, as no one has the guts explain to Obummer that it isn’t in honor of HIM.

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