Straight Line of the Day: Thanksgiving at the White House…

Posted on November 21, 2012 12:00 pm

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Thanksgiving at the White House…

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35 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Thanksgiving at the White House…”

  1. jw says:

    …has three different courses made with dog.

  2. g says:

    … “Indonesian” turkey has 4 legs and a collar, drumsticks for everybody!!

  3. Son of Bob says:

    …looks a lot like Halloween at the trailer park.

  4. rodney dill says:

    …had more turkeys than a Butterball factory.

    …only served turkey legs and thighs… white meat has banned.

  5. SOYLENT GREEN says:

    …features deep-fried turdogen.

  6. The_Basseteer says:

    All pies, cakes, sweet potatos, ambrosia and other sweet foods and desserts will be kept in front of Michelle to be doled out at the end of the meal….if there are any left.

  7. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . will have the turkeys around the table, instead of on it.

  8. Mxymaster says:

    Inivolved sucking the marrow out of the bones of the Constitution. Mmm mmm good.

  9. rodney dill says:

    lead Obama to explain his black-eye to a press conference on Friday, as follows — “I was just commenting on the size of the Butterball turkey the WH kitchen had procured… I said, I’ve seen some bigs ones, but that’s the biggest Butt… was all I got out before Michelle slugged me.”

  10. rodney dill says:

    Served a gov’t procured turkey at a taxpayer cost of $168,000.00, a steal…… literally….

  11. rodney dill says:

    had more stuffing than the ballot boxes on election day.

  12. rodney dill says:

    …had to forgo the obligatory saying of grace, as no one present was fluent in Arabic.

  13. rodney dill says:

    Obama performed a miracle and turned a huge decadent feast into 5 small loaves and 2 fishes…. Oh wait a minute… that was the economy…. nevermind…

  14. Alucard says:

    …has been cancelled, because it’s reminiscent of America’s racist, imperialist past and it propagates the inhumane killing and eating of turkeys. The replacement — Askforgiving — will involve Americans apologizing for their nation’s sins and all they have to be ashamed about.

  15. rodney dill says:

    the president followed the usual protocol and pardoned Congress.

  16. plentyobailouts says:

    will have all seats facing mecca and the main course of Shitzhu.

    …has the protocol team scrambling to teach sasquatch some table manners.

    is as big of a joke as the occupant.

  17. Marc says:

    Now has a “You’re Welcome” address by the President. After all since God was banned at the DNC the thanks *HAS* to be given to the President for all the food stamps and Obamaphones he has distributed.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …is celebrated nationwide as Giving? We’re Taking Day.

    …usually has Obama saying “Hey, it’s not my birthday yet” when presented with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by his illiterate acolytes.

    …means free abortions for everyone with one in the oven.

    …as always has Michelle steaming, Barry baked and Biden playing with his giblets.

  19. rodney dill says:

    …gave thanks that the media had pardoned FOUR turkeys…. right before election day…. The economy, unemployment, Sandy, and Benghazi….

  20. Dohtimes says:

    …once had Michelle so full that she loosened her boob belt and Barry landed outside the beltway.

  21. TiminAL says:

    Begins with the Adhan as the Wookie and Wooketts reverently don their Burkahs.

  22. CTCompromise says:

    Thanksgiving at the White House…does not include turkey on the menu, since that would amount to cannabalism for everyone invited.

  23. CTCompromise says:

    Thanksgiving at the White House…is going to be tough this year. With Hostess out of business, the staff is scrambling to stockpile new “munchie snacks”.

  24. CTCompromise says:

    Thanksgiving at the White House…will have only dark meat on the menu, again.

  25. CTCompromise says:

    Thanksgiving at the White House…is an oxymoron.

  26. archangel says:

    …was kicked off with a prayer to allah, thanking him for the spoils of the infidel, followed immediately by a smoke break.

  27. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …involves Joe Biden greeting all the guests wearing a mask and shouting ‘Trick or Treat!’

  28. Writer says:

    …had seventeen new dishes of soy-based materials, only three of whom were tried before Bo found one and died.

  29. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Obama continued the presidential Thanksgiving tradition by giving Bo a pardon.

  30. Steve H says:

    Thanksgiving at the White House… is awkward, as no one has the guts explain to Obummer that it isn’t in honor of HIM.

  31. rodney dill says:

    …had Obama pardoning Bo.

  32. rodney dill says:

    (I see Bob beat me to my last one)

  33. rodney dill says:

    Peace is dead. ‘Peace,’ one of two turkeys President Obama pardoned last Thanksgiving was euthanized on Monday.*

    (true store)

  34. rodney dill says:

    er… That is (True story)

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