Help! We’re Being Repressed!

Posted on February 28, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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21 Responses to “Help! We’re Being Repressed!”

  1. Oppo says:

    “And I’m sick of having to look at their disgusting butts every time I leave the house!”

    - old lady {not clear which group she’s talking about}

  2. Oppo says:

    By liberal logic, a federal tax on it would have to cease, too.

  3. Oppo says:

    Cigarette-smoking would be taught in elementary school, and a cigar would be Director of Homeland Security.

  4. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Obama’s cabinet would also be the board of directors for Phillip Morris.

  5. Doug says:

    Smokers pay way more in taxes than non-smokers.
    Penalized for a perfectly legal habit that PC people don’t like.
    The largest study (UN-WHO) of the effects of second hand smoke found that those exposed to second hand smoke had less instances of cancer. Less!!
    It’s all politics, power and prevarication.

  6. 4of7 says:

    Both groups are referred to as “smokers”.
    That should offend at least one group.

  7. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Smokers and Hippies: both smell badly but for completely different reasons.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    A sailor working on an LNG ship or tanker could sue for discrimination when told he can’t light up on board.

  9. seanmahair says:

    The typical problem with libs. They can’t follow things to a logical conclusion. It’s all those recreational drugs they take. Messes with logical thought.

  10. Son of Bob says:

    Why is there no outrage over second-hand gay? I don’t want to be in the same room with that.

  11. CarolyntheMommy says:

    SoB,

    I’d like to take this opportunity to discuss something else that stinks:

    No more Moments With Joe Biden.

    The man is practically begging you to go back to it. Come on, Son of Bob. You know you want to.

  12. alex says:

    The other similar images were funny and right on target but this one is a huge stretch.

    Smoking is a choice whereas homosexuality is not.

    Is it suggesting we should treat homosexuals, in the interest of their health, just like we treat smokers? I would think a bunch of republican/libertarian leaning people would be for allowing both groups to destroy or make good on their life however they chose.

  13. Harvey says:

    @12 – Ya know, I never understood why homosexuality still exists, from an evolutionary perspective. As a lifestyle, it’s a genetic dead end. You’d think it would’ve bred itself out of the gene pool a long time ago.

  14. Jimmy says:

    @CarolyntheMommy: Somehow, SoB would have to be inspired again to do that. I’m guessing, but I think he was inspired during 2012 by the prospect of Mr. Biden finally experiencing that special “kicked-out moment” after losing the election. And the fact that he’s still there is very uninspiring.

  15. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Smoking is a choice whereas homosexuality is not

    Er…both are choices. Free will decisions.

    One being considerably more disgusting than the other.

    At last check of the National Crime Information Center stats on assault and battery, there are no numbers on people being forced to engage in rectal-intromissive sodomy.

    There are stats on parents who, after finding that pack of Camel Unfiltereds in the bookbag, forced their children to smoke a whole carton of cigarettes as punishment.

  16. CCO says:

    What Bunkerhillbilly said @15; see also sodomy; sodom; see also fuller explanation; graphic bad example

  17. Oppo says:

    Nah, I think it’s not a choice; but a humor site is probably not the appropriate forum for that argument.

    The joke of the original post is valid in either case, so it’s not even relevant here to argue it.

  18. Bob Dobbs says:

    I want to find a Smoker’s Pride parade. Seriously though, it’s a choice. Saying it’s not is a dead giveaway you’re a fag.

  19. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Nah, I think it’s not a choice…

    Right. So said “practitioners” of these particular acts are utterly powerless to control their actions, right?

    No free will in any way, shape, manner, or form. Mindless enslavement to the act of rectal penetration.

    That’s your claim?

    (And this mindlessness is a “lifestyle” which people must tolerate?!?)

    Spare me such eedjitry!

  20. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Fag? Really? Please tell me that’s an old school cigarette reference.

  21. CCO says:

    And the cartoon is a side-splitter.

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