Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…

Posted on February 22, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A little different today:

For Black History Month, Livsey Elementary School created a cute display with the lines:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran… so our children could fly.

Finish this verse:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran…

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96 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…”

  1. DamnCat says:

    …so our children will die broke

  2. can of spam says:

    … the country into the ground.

  3. can of spam says:

    … nothing even as large a a lemonade stand before becoming the USA chief executive officer.

  4. g says:

    … so Obama could run again

  5. Apostic says:

    …so we’re back to square one.

  6. Westing1992 says:

    …from all actual responsibility.

  7. Apostic says:

    …his bus over all.

  8. Apostic says:

    …to the links for a round.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Our children tried to fly….then crashed and burned under debt!

  10. FormerHostage says:

    Obama ran…like a girl.

    Obama ran…up a HUGE debt.

    Obama ran…so Michelle couldn’t take away his waffle.

  11. Apostic says:

    …to get lunch from the pound.

  12. spacemonkey says:

    …so America would die.

  13. Apostic says:

    …so Jose could squat.

  14. DamnCat says:

    …so pay up, suckers

  15. Apostic says:

    …so Nakoula could rot.

  16. Cliff says:

    …with scissors in the Special Olympics. :-\

  17. Rayfan87 says:

    Our children could fly… so they could climb over the piles of IOU’s Obama left behind.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …the country into the ground and now we got even with whitey.

  19. Dohtimes says:

    …so we would forget poor Martin wondering why the hell he had to walk when there was a good bus right over here.

  20. Apostic says:

    …so freeloaders could call.

  21. frogmouth says:

    because that’s what Obama does.

  22. Dohtimes says:

    …so our children could…fly!, fly!… look at the fly on Obama’s face everybody.

  23. Apostic says:

    …so Matthews could tingle.

  24. rodney dill says:

    …so drones could fly

  25. rodney dill says:

    …so congress would stall.

  26. rodney dill says:

    …so the economy could freefall

  27. Son of Bob says:

    …so that a white man named Soros could rule the world.

  28. rodney dill says:

    gun owners could shoot skeet.

  29. Writer says:

    . . . tho the Devil knows why.

  30. Writer says:

    . . . to steal the whole pie.

  31. Dohtimes says:

    …over his grandmother ’cause white people is racist.

  32. Apostic says:

    …so that Rosa and Martin
    Could in their graves spin in deep shock

  33. Roflwagon says:

    …off the fiscal cliff

  34. Zaklog the Great says:

    Our children can fly to China . . . to work off our national debt.

  35. Mrs. Campbell says:

    from a vicious skeet.

    after the dog . . . “Here Dinner, Dinner . . .”

    on their credentials and continues to disgrace them to this day.

  36. Boilers2000 says:

    … so America could fall.

  37. gsmtiger says:

    …off the fiscal cliff.

  38. gsmtiger says:

    …away from a drone strike.

  39. gsmtiger says:

    …to find his ball in the sand trap.

  40. gsmtiger says:

    …so Michelle couldn’t catch him.

  41. Genghis Khen says:

    …to get revenge for Rosa and Martin.

  42. Special Ed says:

    So Rosa would get free phones, bad healthcare, and never have to get off her ass and earn enough to buy herself a car.

  43. Dohtimes says:

    …because while slavery sucks, slavemastering is fun!

    …Black, governed Red, smeared White and is making illegal that which can be Blued.

  44. gsmtiger says:

    …and then tripped over his golf bag.

  45. gsmtiger says:

    …away from the drug cartels he helped arm.

  46. gsmtiger says:

    …because he thought he was a track star.

  47. Tau Dades says:

    …straight to a foreign leader so he could bow.

  48. gsmtiger says:

    …because “Why does it matter?”

  49. TGregg says:

    . . . the country into the ground such that nobody could afford to sit anywhere.

  50. gsmtiger says:

    …because he suddenly realized just how many people he was pissing off.

  51. gsmtiger says:

    …away from all his voters who were angry at their higher taxes.

  52. gsmtiger says:

    …and hid behind children to make his law proposals.

  53. gsmtiger says:

    …back to Kenya.

  54. coldguy says:

    Obama ran… to spite them both!

    Obama ran… so what?

    Obama ran… so the national debt could soar!

    Obama ran… so our children are left holding the bag!

  55. Dohtimes says:

    …so he could buy a twenty trillion dollar handbasket.

  56. Grand Larsen E. says:

    So 51% of the electorate could flush our great country right down the goddamn crapper.i

  57. AT says:

    …tripped, and then blamed Bush.

    …away from responsibility.

    …like a little girl.

  58. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … how DARE you stereotype all black men as runners, you racist!

  59. rodney dill says:

    Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun

  60. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran…to continue with the scam.

    Obama ran…to stick it to da man!!!

    Obama ran…because Hillary is white.

    Obama ran…and the $hit hit the fan.

  61. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun and was just shooting it off in the dark O_O, you’d run too.

  62. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because there’s no “White History Month” [WHaM]

  63. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because you’re all racists!!11!!!1!11!

  64. blarg says:

    Obama ran….. sorry about that

  65. blarg says:

    Obama ran and screwed us

    Obama ran so Soros could clean up

  66. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because he never watched THIS.

  67. rodney dill says:

    … so socialism could slide down the slippery slope.

  68. Writer says:

    . . . so the Constitution would die.

  69. EdthePastor says:

    so what?

  70. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because a typical white person was chasing him.

    Obama ran because they always run when they’re guilty. I saw it on Cops.

  71. blarg says:

    Obama ran so Marx could reign

    Obama ran in the wrong direction

    Obama ran so dogs could fry

    Obama ran so drones could fly

    Obama ran so George would cry

    Obama ran, tripped, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp.

  72. Oppo says:

    Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked… so Obama could run.
    Obama ran… on perpetual talk
    And from getting anything done.

  73. Oppo says:

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.
    Obama ran as plain ol’ Barack
    But, when elected, became The One.

  74. Oppo says:

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.
    Obama ran — the unctuous crock —
    Much has my nose has done.

  75. Carpenter says:

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.

    Obama ran
    …so that Hell would runneth over before his arrival. Apparently he plans on building a bridge between Hell and Earth out of his followers so that the Armies of Hell can wage war upon the living.

  76. rodney dill says:

    Obama ran…. so Michelle can vacation.

  77. blarg says:

    …Obama ran on America’s guilt.

  78. CTCompromise says:

    …..If only he had kept running…

  79. CTCompromise says:

    ..To keep up with Forest Gump.

  80. CTCompromise says:

    …So that Rosa would get paid to sit.

  81. CTCompromise says:

    …Because Kenyans always win the reces.

  82. NoMoBama says:

    Rosa sat because she had a long day at work.
    Obama ran so she wouldn’t have to.

  83. Oppo says:

    “Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked… so Obama could run.
    Obama ran… so our children could fly.”

    Note how even his most rabid supporters can’t find any accompishments to credit him with that are true, possible, believable, logical, or grounded in the real world. Everything about him needs, by process of elimination, to be a fairy tale.

  84. Jimmy says:

    Obama ran has the runs.

  85. RAML says:

    … so Biden could walk.

  86. seanmahair says:

    …. so the rest of us couldn’t afford to do anything but walk.

  87. Corsair says:

    Obama ran – but got tired so he used the golf cart the last 17 holes.

  88. Elle T. says:

    …because being a community organizer was way too much work and responsibility.

  89. CTCompromise says:

    OOops…81 should have ended with “races”….

  90. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …He ran so far away.
    He just ran… He ran all night and day.
    He couldn’t get away…

  91. Dohtimes says:

    …because it’s been a long, long time since the end of a tyrants reign was so beneficial and celebrated as his will be and we are all so tired of Hitler references to make comparisons to evil.

    …so children can fly, except your children, your children are gonna cry, the ones that don’t get birth controlled and die.

    …into the window because a window is not a door.

  92. Dohtimes says:

    …because much of the African continent was in danger of leaving the Stone Age.

    …because Darwin was right, but after Communism perfected things evolution sucks.

    …because while Mochelle’s poop don’t stink there sure is a whole lot of it.

  93. arik says:

    ’cause Jill Biden fired her double-barreled shotgun into the air.

  94. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …so our children could fly… PULL!

  95. gsmtiger says:

    …because “Forward”

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