Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A little different today:
For Black History Month, Livsey Elementary School created a cute display with the lines:
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… so our children could fly.
Finish this verse:
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran…
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February 22nd, 2013 at 12:03 pm
…so our children will die broke
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:05 pm
… the country into the ground.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:07 pm
… nothing even as large a a lemonade stand before becoming the USA chief executive officer.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:07 pm
… so Obama could run again
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:09 pm
…so we’re back to square one.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:11 pm
…from all actual responsibility.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:11 pm
…his bus over all.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:12 pm
…to the links for a round.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:13 pm
Our children tried to fly….then crashed and burned under debt!
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Obama ran…like a girl.
Obama ran…up a HUGE debt.
Obama ran…so Michelle couldn’t take away his waffle.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:17 pm
…to get lunch from the pound.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 pm
…so America would die.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:22 pm
…so Jose could squat.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:28 pm
…so pay up, suckers
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:30 pm
…so Nakoula could rot.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:33 pm
…with scissors in the Special Olympics. :-\
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Our children could fly… so they could climb over the piles of IOU’s Obama left behind.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:40 pm
…the country into the ground and now we got even with whitey.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:41 pm
…so we would forget poor Martin wondering why the hell he had to walk when there was a good bus right over here.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:42 pm
…so freeloaders could call.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:44 pm
because that’s what Obama does.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:45 pm
…so our children could…fly!, fly!… look at the fly on Obama’s face everybody.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:46 pm
…so Matthews could tingle.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:47 pm
…so drones could fly
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:47 pm
…so congress would stall.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:47 pm
…so the economy could freefall
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:48 pm
…so that a white man named Soros could rule the world.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:48 pm
gun owners could shoot skeet.
February 22nd, 2013 at 12:56 pm
. . . tho the Devil knows why.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:06 pm
. . . to steal the whole pie.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:14 pm
…over his grandmother ’cause white people is racist.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:14 pm
…so that Rosa and Martin
Could in their graves spin in deep shock
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:15 pm
…off the fiscal cliff
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Our children can fly to China . . . to work off our national debt.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:17 pm
from a vicious skeet.
after the dog . . . “Here Dinner, Dinner . . .”
on their credentials and continues to disgrace them to this day.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:22 pm
… so America could fall.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:36 pm
…off the fiscal cliff.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:37 pm
…away from a drone strike.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:37 pm
…to find his ball in the sand trap.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:38 pm
…so Michelle couldn’t catch him.
February 22nd, 2013 at 1:45 pm
…to get revenge for Rosa and Martin.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:06 pm
So Rosa would get free phones, bad healthcare, and never have to get off her ass and earn enough to buy herself a car.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:14 pm
…because while slavery sucks, slavemastering is fun!
…Black, governed Red, smeared White and is making illegal that which can be Blued.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:48 pm
…and then tripped over his golf bag.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:48 pm
…away from the drug cartels he helped arm.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:53 pm
…because he thought he was a track star.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:53 pm
…straight to a foreign leader so he could bow.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:54 pm
…because “Why does it matter?”
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:54 pm
. . . the country into the ground such that nobody could afford to sit anywhere.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:55 pm
…because he suddenly realized just how many people he was pissing off.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:55 pm
…away from all his voters who were angry at their higher taxes.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:56 pm
…and hid behind children to make his law proposals.
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:59 pm
…back to Kenya.
February 22nd, 2013 at 3:14 pm
Obama ran… to spite them both!
Obama ran… so what?
Obama ran… so the national debt could soar!
Obama ran… so our children are left holding the bag!
February 22nd, 2013 at 3:17 pm
…so he could buy a twenty trillion dollar handbasket.
February 22nd, 2013 at 3:32 pm
So 51% of the electorate could flush our great country right down the goddamn crapper.i
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:07 pm
…tripped, and then blamed Bush.
…away from responsibility.
…like a little girl.
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:12 pm
… how DARE you stereotype all black men as runners, you racist!
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:17 pm
Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:35 pm
Obama ran…to continue with the scam.
Obama ran…to stick it to da man!!!
Obama ran…because Hillary is white.
Obama ran…and the $hit hit the fan.
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:36 pm
Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun and was just shooting it off in the dark O_O, you’d run too.
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:39 pm
Obama ran because there’s no “White History Month” [WHaM]
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Obama ran because you’re all racists!!11!!!1!11!
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Obama ran….. sorry about that
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:56 pm
Obama ran and screwed us
Obama ran so Soros could clean up
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Obama ran because he never watched THIS.
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:21 pm
… so socialism could slide down the slippery slope.
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:23 pm
. . . so the Constitution would die.
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:47 pm
so what?
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:48 pm
Obama ran because a typical white person was chasing him.
Obama ran because they always run when they’re guilty. I saw it on Cops.
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:49 pm
Obama ran so Marx could reign
Obama ran in the wrong direction
Obama ran so dogs could fry
Obama ran so drones could fly
Obama ran so George would cry
Obama ran, tripped, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp.
February 22nd, 2013 at 5:53 pm
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… on perpetual talk
And from getting anything done.
February 22nd, 2013 at 6:01 pm
Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran as plain ol’ Barack
But, when elected, became The One.
February 22nd, 2013 at 6:09 pm
Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran — the unctuous crock –
Much has my nose has done.
February 22nd, 2013 at 6:21 pm
Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran
…so that Hell would runneth over before his arrival. Apparently he plans on building a bridge between Hell and Earth out of his followers so that the Armies of Hell can wage war upon the living.
February 22nd, 2013 at 6:21 pm
Obama ran…. so Michelle can vacation.
February 22nd, 2013 at 6:48 pm
…Obama ran on America’s guilt.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:08 pm
…..If only he had kept running…
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:09 pm
..To keep up with Forest Gump.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:10 pm
…So that Rosa would get paid to sit.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:11 pm
…Because Kenyans always win the reces.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:26 pm
Rosa sat because she had a long day at work.
Obama ran so she wouldn’t have to.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:36 pm
“Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… so our children could fly.”
Note how even his most rabid supporters can’t find any accompishments to credit him with that are true, possible, believable, logical, or grounded in the real world. Everything about him needs, by process of elimination, to be a fairy tale.
February 22nd, 2013 at 8:50 pm
Obama
ranhas the runs.February 22nd, 2013 at 9:37 pm
… so Biden could walk.
February 22nd, 2013 at 10:09 pm
…. so the rest of us couldn’t afford to do anything but walk.
February 22nd, 2013 at 10:24 pm
Obama ran – but got tired so he used the golf cart the last 17 holes.
February 22nd, 2013 at 11:12 pm
…because being a community organizer was way too much work and responsibility.
February 22nd, 2013 at 11:45 pm
OOops…81 should have ended with “races”….
February 23rd, 2013 at 1:18 am
…He ran so far away.
He just ran… He ran all night and day.
He couldn’t get away…
February 23rd, 2013 at 2:44 pm
…because it’s been a long, long time since the end of a tyrants reign was so beneficial and celebrated as his will be and we are all so tired of Hitler references to make comparisons to evil.
…so children can fly, except your children, your children are gonna cry, the ones that don’t get birth controlled and die.
…into the window because a window is not a door.
February 23rd, 2013 at 2:52 pm
…because much of the African continent was in danger of leaving the Stone Age.
…because Darwin was right, but after Communism perfected things evolution sucks.
…because while Mochelle’s poop don’t stink there sure is a whole lot of it.
February 23rd, 2013 at 4:51 pm
’cause Jill Biden fired her double-barreled shotgun into the air.
February 23rd, 2013 at 5:23 pm
…so our children could fly… PULL!
February 25th, 2013 at 10:47 am
…because “Forward”
February 26th, 2013 at 7:42 am
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