Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A little different today:

For Black History Month, Livsey Elementary School created a cute display with the lines:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran… so our children could fly.

Finish this verse:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran…

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  1. Obama ran so Marx could reign

    Obama ran in the wrong direction

    Obama ran so dogs could fry

    Obama ran so drones could fly

    Obama ran so George would cry

    Obama ran, tripped, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp.

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  2. Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.

    Obama ran
    …so that Hell would runneth over before his arrival. Apparently he plans on building a bridge between Hell and Earth out of his followers so that the Armies of Hell can wage war upon the living.

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  3. “Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked… so Obama could run.
    Obama ran… so our children could fly.”

    Note how even his most rabid supporters can’t find any accompishments to credit him with that are true, possible, believable, logical, or grounded in the real world. Everything about him needs, by process of elimination, to be a fairy tale.

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  4. …because it’s been a long, long time since the end of a tyrants reign was so beneficial and celebrated as his will be and we are all so tired of Hitler references to make comparisons to evil.

    …so children can fly, except your children, your children are gonna cry, the ones that don’t get birth controlled and die.

    …into the window because a window is not a door.

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  5. …because much of the African continent was in danger of leaving the Stone Age.

    …because Darwin was right, but after Communism perfected things evolution sucks.

    …because while Mochelle’s poop don’t stink there sure is a whole lot of it.

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