Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Is Having a Second Oval Office Built Because…

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President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…

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  1. …his alternate universe Goatee Obama kept prattling about things like federalism, capitalism, and the sanctity of life. this office will lock from the outside, though, so we may never see Goatee Obama.

  2. …it will make make it easier to ditch Biden.

    …he trashed the first one shooting skeet.

    …he wants to hide things in the walls so he can star in the next National Treasure movie.

    …someone said the original had two foci in it, and he’s been scared ever since……

  3. …picky Muslim dignitaries insisted on meeting him in the offal office.

    …his throne clashed with the carpet and drapes in the old one.

    …if it looks like a kennel and smells like a kennel and is full of dogs, the old one is just a pantry.

  4. … Because his policies have allowed several unfriendly countries to develop missiles capable of hitting Washington so he wanted a decoy

    … Because why have one when you can have two at twice the price… Especially when it’s not your money.

    … He got sick of Soros sitting in his chair

  5. …their list of things to waste money on is in alphabetical order.

    …when it comes time to give up office he can keep one.

    …black people still have to work twice as hard to receive proper credit.

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