Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Is Having a Second Oval Office Built Because…

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President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…

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  1. …his alternate universe Goatee Obama kept prattling about things like federalism, capitalism, and the sanctity of life. this office will lock from the outside, though, so we may never see Goatee Obama.

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  2. … he feels the “Oval” office is contradicting the shape of his head, so he is naming this one the “Circle Office”

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  3. …, geometry, like math in general, is trivial and confusing. His new “Oval Office” will be known as “The Thrown Room”

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  4. …it will make make it easier to ditch Biden.

    …he trashed the first one shooting skeet.

    …he wants to hide things in the walls so he can star in the next National Treasure movie.

    …someone said the original had two foci in it, and he’s been scared ever since……

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  5. Why not make it three Oval Orifices? That way, we can play “Which Door Is Obama Behind?” Door #1, Door #2 or Door#3? Oh, Monty…

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  6. …picky Muslim dignitaries insisted on meeting him in the offal office.

    …his throne clashed with the carpet and drapes in the old one.

    …if it looks like a kennel and smells like a kennel and is full of dogs, the old one is just a pantry.

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  7. Because he’s afraid of Reagan’s ghost.

    Because he needs more “closet” space.

    Because the other one smelled like old white people.

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  8. …as befits Obama, the new office will have angels rolling away the stone as Mary Magdalene ushers you into office, which will be empty because he will be out playing golf.

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  9. … Because his policies have allowed several unfriendly countries to develop missiles capable of hitting Washington so he wanted a decoy

    … Because why have one when you can have two at twice the price… Especially when it’s not your money.

    … He got sick of Soros sitting in his chair

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  10. …he didn’t build that. Someone else made that happen.

    …because when you have to cut military pay and maintenance funding the logical thing to do is renovate the Oval Office and build a second one.

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  11. … he wanted to make his earlier decision to buy two identical monstrous bulletproof black buses look totally normal and typical.

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  12. … he screwed up the oath of office AGAIN and promised “to uphold the dualities of the offices of the President of the United States.”

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  13. …their list of things to waste money on is in alphabetical order.

    …when it comes time to give up office he can keep one.

    …black people still have to work twice as hard to receive proper credit.

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  14. … it gives Bill Clinton his old work space back so Obama doesn’t have to ask him to repeatedly fly back from NY every time he needs his a$$ saved.

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  15. …he finally found the perfect volcano for it to be built in.

    …for racial diversity, it will be built in the Black House.

    …two giant ovals remind him of Michelle’s butt.

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  16. …”No Smoking In The Oval Office” is not written in the plural.

    …liberals belief in liberal math think it doubles his chances of finally making a wise decision.

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