Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Is Having a Second Oval Office Built Because…

Posted on February 7, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…

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68 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Is Having a Second Oval Office Built Because…”

  1. Oppo says:

    — my God — he’s undergoing Might-osis!!!

  2. Oppo says:

    … he wanted to make his earlier decision to buy two identical monstrous bulletproof black buses look totally normal and typical.

  3. Oppo says:

    … one’s for the money, two’s for the show.

  4. Oppo says:

    … he decoded a message that said not to forget his Oval-team.

  5. Oppo says:

    … he screwed up the oath of office AGAIN and promised “to uphold the dualities of the offices of the President of the United States.”

  6. Oppo says:

    … he thought Marx said “two each, according to his need.”

  7. Dohtimes says:

    …their list of things to waste money on is in alphabetical order.

    …when it comes time to give up office he can keep one.

    …black people still have to work twice as hard to receive proper credit.

  8. Manse says:

    The new one has an appearance balcony so he can wave and bless the great unwashed.

  9. Writer says:

    . . . so he could talk out of the other side of his mouth.

  10. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … it gives Bill Clinton his old work space back so Obama doesn’t have to ask him to repeatedly fly back from NY every time he needs his a$$ saved.

  11. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. because he wants to tell even more people, “You didn’t build that.”

  12. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … he needs more wall space for his portraits of Mao

  13. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. it’s good to give Joey Bear a playroom close to where Obama can keep his eye on him

  14. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …he finally found the perfect volcano for it to be built in.

    …for racial diversity, it will be built in the Black House.

    …two giant ovals remind him of Michelle’s butt.

  15. CTCompromise says:

    …he has to find a better way to distracte Biden during games of “Hide & Seek”.

  16. Manse says:

    He needed more mirrors so he would never lose sight of himself. Pose, pose, pose

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …”No Smoking In The Oval Office” is not written in the plural.

    …liberals belief in liberal math think it doubles his chances of finally making a wise decision.

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