Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
medical marijuana.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
even more unappetizing, inedible, indistinguishable food stuffs then are already there.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
everything that normal human beings hate to eat.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
a more Spanish flavor to help all those soon to be admitted “Americans” adjust to living in the USA.
DOG! The guy ate a dog! Frackn’ dog-eating jerk.
a tax.
broccoli — It is Obozo’s favorite food http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10170504/Barack-Obama-declares-broccoli-is-his-favourite-food.html
soylent brown…. don’t ask…..
a 15% tax.
An oath of allegiance to the democrat party.
a red pill, a blue pill…
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
…talking points touting Obamacare.
….recycled food… it’s good for the environment and Okay for you.
…a report on your parents spy kit.
. . . “cookies” mad of tofu and pressed with campaign slogans
…an obamaphone and a take out menu.
…halal food
… GPS chip cookies.
… barackoli.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
Oh I don’t know, maybe requiring the kids to actually LEARN something during the day!
… an Elizabeth Warren Hopi Meal.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
leftovers from the White house receptions.
doggie bags from Michelle’s overseas trips.
… cake (per Michelle Obama).
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
Dog. But only if it’s cooked like his Uncle made it. Hmmm, Hmmm, deeeelicious!
… collie-flour.
Heh. Happy meal. More brownie, please.
…Soma, because Ritalin just isn’t getting it done.
… lots of Kool-Aid.
… Pop Tarts nibbled into the shape of a rape whistle.
… Corn Flukes.
…, at the suggestion of the Frist Lady, gagh.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
food, but since that is too expensive he will with hold implementation until after the 2014 mid term elections.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
Michelle’s food plan, but something went wrong. http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/ny-school-dumps-michelle-obama-food-plan-after-kids-complain-of-hunger/
@Oppi -#20 – I Hopi get something edible tomorrow.
something, but we have to eat it before we find out what’s in it.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m, Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
…pixe dust and unicorn chow.
… creepy-ass crackers.
sloppy O’s
… a Dear Litre bottle of soda (uncarbonated, of course).
…a unit based food item system paid for by vouchers, Vouchers would then be rewarded to those who excel in class and handed out in class. However, those grades will be reported to the lunchroom, where those with more vouchers will be persuaded to relinquish those vouchers to those who don’t have as many.
…Bo, it’s the “other” white meat.
Eagles chopped up by wind turbines.
…shite. Get them used to being taxpayers.
… Fileted Minions.
… Snowden Cones.
… Pupsicles.
… Burkhas & Flies.
… War-On-Coal Slaw.
…a minute of hate in place of grace.
a “Snitch on Your Friends and Neighbors!” form
… Carrots and Sticks.
… a steady diet of baloney.
… Rolls for Radicals.
… Beagles and nosh.
… Roosted Chicken.
…eating whatever Pride, Freedom, Dignity, and/or Constitutional Rights we may still have.
…voter registration forms.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
beating up the conservative kids and taking their lunch money. For diversity purposes.
…a promise of something expensive to be determined at a later date by the School Lunch Czar and to be delivered by the next administration. Unless it’s a Democrat administration in which case the thing promised will not be delivered because of Republican obstructionism.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
paying for all people who are not working to have lunch, and maybe a light nosh in the late afternoon.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
…banning high capacity deserts.
…chihuahua flavored tofu.
…a blue pill.
…whatever D.C. is shoveling today.
…more of the same, which can best be described from everything the First Lady has ever said, as tripe.
…bigger spoons and barf bags.
…pictures of Michael Moore on all the popular items.
…the phone number of the suicide hotline.
…the Trayvon Martin Happy Meal; Skittles, iced tea and a bullet proof vest.
…the power of the Soup Nazi to force students to eat his soup.
… a free membership in the “Obama Youth Corp”.
… Coup-kies, which will be renamed “forceful overthrow but we won’t call them coup”-kies
SSDD
…Lillian Carter’s recipe Peanut Butter Cookies
… a Kenyan-Hawaiian delicacy known as the “bow-wow luau”.
51 …chihuahua flavored tofu.
Hay, Please leave my …chihuahuas alone. There good watch dogs and door bell extenders.
Great Tacos as well. I don’t mean as “in” a Taco but, oh you get my drift.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include…
…xerox copies of Obama’s birth certificate
…morning after pills
…trash bags to put the existing lunch in
…the Fleetwood Mac single “Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow”
…pictures of 12 year old Trayvon
…official “Obama 2016” buttons
…family tickets to see The Lone Ranger. (as long as the “family” had parents of the same sex)
…Unnonymiss’s uncookies for dessert.
The Obama administration wants to change school lunch programs to include …
… a steady diet of misinformation, empty promises and liberal Kool-Aid.
… broccoli flavored Greek yogurt.
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