There still has been no funding for my space laser program! That makes me so mad I could scowl! Well, I’ll show yet another application of space-based lasers:
Yes, you too can improve your office morale and productivity through the miracle of targeted laser strikes. Write to your congressman about S.M.I.T.E. now!
first?
Did the lovely and talented SarahK put you up to this one?
Wow, that happened so quick. Mean Nasty Co Worker didn’t even have time to yell “Aieee!!!”
I’m sold.. forget United Way. I’m going to start donating money to this much more beneficial cause.
oh, did the space laser set the water cooler a-boiling?
I have caught the underlying message:
“No one will be S.M.I.T.E.d for standing around the water cooler.”
Note, the girl (figure wearing bow) is standing around, being counterproductive. At least the mean nasty co-worker is doing something, if only perhaps promoting negative motivation. Sheesh, has this scenario been endorsed by the unions yet? If so, YAY! UNION MONEY FOR SPACE LASERS!
No union would ever endorse something as productive as S.M.I.T.E. It would cut too deeply into the dues they collect from vaporized members.
I’m a bit confused is the mean nasty coworker just whining, or is he sexually harrassing the poor girl. (I’m assuming that the coworker is a “he” ‘cus there’s no bow on the head; at least I got that part straight)
Hey Frank,
just to cover your bets you should probably come up with a use that a Kerry Administration ( spit…spit…spit) could apply.
How about “Being a nuisance to terrorists?” The terrorist breaks into a school room with a rifle and fires into the ceiling while ordering all the children against the walls.
“What a nuisance!” exclaims the teacher as she is hit by a ricochet.
Just then S.M.I.T.E. strikes…BUT…instead of hitting the terrorist, it hits and destroys his AK-47.
“What a nuisance!” exclaims the terrorist. He leaves to find another weapon.
“Yaaaay!” cheer the children, “we won’t miss recess thanks to John Kerry’s foresight and strength of character!”
P.S. The teacher died on the way to the hospital thereby being a further nuisance to the EMS unit and wasting their time as well as to her husband who must now care for their two daughters.
aw FrankJ…you just did that to cheer up sarahK…ewe so cute. and Former Hostage…I like your attitude.
Hey Frank, did you see where Jonah stole your laser idea yesterday on The Corner?
Yeah, but the bastard has a partial reprieve.
I’m sure Sarahk can’t wait to get her hands on the S.M.I.T.E. She’ll put it to good use.
Man, I certainly would welcome a system like this in the office, as there are several outdoor salesmen, and a few of various company facilities that need a good dose of S.M.I.T.E.
Just give me a call a few minutes before, all right? ; )
Frank, you are brilliant! I haven’t been in the workforce for a while, and man, this one GOT me. It’s so beautiful; simple yet so very true. I laughed til I cried.
Beautiful.
P.S. I’ll bet you could make a heap of dough selling this in poster form. I know many who would pay.
🙂 i heart it! where can i get one??
MargeinMI, did you always have an e in your name at IMAO?
Hey, she didn’t give him the obligatory verbal warning to cease and desist first.
I like that.
Her face in the 3rd frame was frickin’ classic. Cracked me up!
The advantages of space based lasers vs. burning at the stake briefly discussed.
Cracked my sh*t up! SMITE is the best weapons system ever.