Whoops I forgot to pick a winner for the last caption contest (and there were tons of good ones this time). BTW, if you want more cat related wackiness, the lovely SarahK has hilarious photos and descriptions of her cat chasing a bird that got in the house (at least the cat got to relax afterwards).
Anyway, SarahK, who is inelligible because she’s an employee of IMAO, had some good captions:
“At least it was dry in the lamp.”
“I’m taking your litter box hostage till you clean mine!”
“Send Frank home or flush me.”
As for runners up from those that weren’t too raunchy…
“I prefer the garbage disposal myself, but to each his own.”
From Senor Sticky B
“I don’t remember eatin’ cat!”
From Greg Zywicki
“When that stupid human is gone, I just lay around the pool.”
From right
“Fido carried out his plans to kill the cat, but hit a snag trying to get rid of the body.”
From Bob in Feenicks
And the winning captions is…

Picture courtesy of “FrankJ’s Hurricane Survival Guide for the Animal Kingdom” Chapter 8: Cats
From Matty G
Thanks to everyone for playing. Now, be honorable, ronin.

I keep my cats in the microwave.
Woohoo!!!
Love the pic of the cat in the toliet! Haha.
Image waking up to pee in the middle of the night, man that cat would be pi$$ed.
I guess it’s a good thing men pee standing up- we have a lot more to lose.
Oh yeah:
YESSS! I’m a runner-up!!
I almost rule!
Awwright I’m a finalist. Hubba J. Hubba
PS The “Senor” was added because I had some really kickass guacamole that day.
My cat bit the head off a mouse-after it was dead-I hope. She’s a litte “Meowy-Zarqawi”-couldn’t resist. sorry.
I think it was rigged… the caption that mentioned Frank won? Hmm… nothing suspicious there, eh?
it wasn’t even the funniest… although, SarahK’s was and she was summararily disqualified….