Now here is why hate mail is funny. It’s like the guy is charging me full force, but then I end up being this big unmovable oak tree that they smack right into. Seeing people running into things is funny. Most, after doing so, get back up and reassess the situation, but what was unique about The Limey was that he instantly ran full force into the tree a second time… and a third… and a fourth…
Well, Mikey, after his initial e-mail, seems to be like the former and has calmed down (swearing edited once again for The Children™):
Hey, man. Nothing personal, I’m just a bored person tryin to get somebody’s goat, and I respect that you can have a sense of humor at the fact that you don’t give a wicky-wacky woozle about anybody but yourself. That’s your deal not mine. I stumbled upon your website after a google search of monkeys (dont ask me why) and seen your monkey picture, which was funny. But anyways. I’ll raise my glass of bargain brand to you and your coors (anti semetic brewing company, mind you) and let you continue to think that the news speaks the truth and that President Bush does give a woozle about anybody. It is my opinion (lets not fling “facts” around here, because neither of us will see them as that) that this was is not against terrorists, but rather against a foriegn body that had something we wanted (oil, i.e. money). Iraq never had any ties to 9-11, so this has nothing to do with terrorism. T! he terrorists are all over the place, so we have as much right to bomb the flippy-doo out of any country as much as we did Iraq. Since Iraq is an arab country, it doesnt hurt the conscience of our leaders to kill civilians, because they are of another complexion, not to mention the fact that the majority of them are muslim (another aspect of this unHoly War). But snicker-doodle all this, I could spit the legitimate and rational reasons against this was to you for hours, it would never change your mind, just the same as you could put me on to the Fox news and I would still see through it. It isn’t me that would change your mind. Maybe if you were over in Iraq, or I was over in Iraq, but as far as I can tell, neither of us is. Maybe I’ll twiddle my thumbs, and stop questioning our governments motives, because i want to be a patriot, and we all know that patriots arent supposed to think for themselves. Have a good one, dude.
Of course, there were some swipes at me there and it is filled with enough logical holes that you could use it strain spaghetti, but it’s not funny enough to respond to again. When will there be another Limey? When will someone once again, get up, dust himself off, and charge face first into a tree again?
Such people are rare in life… and all busy posting at Democratic Underground.
first! and now i must read the article….
i think it’s funny he found you by googling monkeys.
Well, first Mike comes out as a dick eater, and now he disappoints us with his lackluster reply. As a “hater-mailer”, he gets a “D” in my book. No staying power (should I make another dick joke here?)
yes, much cursing and not enough tree- charging. Not the sort of opponent that would be funny to encourage, and you might lose face if you tried to bait him and only succeeded in making him curse more and be less funny.
you should of atleast made fun of him..
“…and seen your monkey picture…”…
“…and seen your monkey picture…???”
Well, I suppose that’s what you get for going to a public school.
Bubbs
This dude is a back tracking wuss. Where is the hate for white bread assholes??
I don’t get it. No fellatio references either.
Mikey is right!
You hat dark people.
I bet you only drink pale ale.
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
This person is obviously in the early stages of Conjunctive Adult Civilitis – A (CAC-A)! Notice how the ‘rants’ have given way to a mere misrepresentation of the facts. Soon the poor soul will actually begin to REALLY think for themself. What next? Reading? Research? Education?
I’ll tell you what’s next…he’ll slip into Acute dress…no wait…sorry, lost my train of thought…Acute Skeptical Syndrome to Liberal and Insipid Conversation (ASSLIC) and, if not treated, he will eventually die with Severe Mature Attitute Regarding Truth (SMART).
All is not lost, well, for him, yeah, but for us there is hope! All you have to do Frank is to write a snippy little article hitting all the bugaboos that get moonbat panties in a wad and post it. Then have one of your ronin commandos infiltrate the DU (burn your keyboard afterwards) and post a comment with a link to it. You’ll soon have more hate mail than Mikey Moore has butt-hairs! It’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel…with a sawed-off shotgun!
this was is not against terrorists, but rather against a foriegn body that had something we wanted (oil, i.e. money).
Ask him ‘What’s our oil doing under their sand?’
Well of course we went to Iraq for oil. The enviro-wacks won’t let us drill for it in our own territory! Sheesh, I thought we settled that a long time ago already.
IMA-O!
Man, isn’t baiting libs easy? It’s like baiting my teenager-she is so on edge right now all it takes is a comment or a question and BAM! to the MOON! she goes. But hey she’s just a kid.
I share your disappointment at being able to find a lib who can bait back and still be funny. Alas, they have no sense of humor. And that is why we are whipping their blue asses every election–we laugh and have more fun!!!! Who wants to be part of a bunch of self-important, angry, blue whineys?
Come to think of it, blue does represent well, doesn’t it?
This sucks. He started out a winner, a potential superior to the limey himself. And then … dissapointment.
Hey, you’ve gotta laugh at liberal stupidity and their ability to back up even the most obviously wrong arguments with pure driving pigheadedness.
There’s a great thread I was alerted to over at the DU where some idiot has been arguing that naplam is a gas, and therefore a chemical weapon, and therfore a WMD.
Libs are funny, even if they aren’t too bright.
This might actually be a good sign. Perhaps the democrats are finely so whooped they can’t last past the first round.
It is true that terrorists are everywhere.
Therefore, I believe we should bomb everywhere and keep bombing until the entire Earth becomes America’s playground.
The USA is where we’ll live, and the rest of the rock will be where we go to play. Golf courses all along the Great Wall if you get my drift.
Plus this would solve a terraflopazillion problems. Earth’s recources, pollution, the job situation, and least of all that pesky foreign trade deficit – which will become 100% Export and NO Imports.
I may do a happy dance myself.
So they let the patients on the internet now? He must have stopped eating the paste during arts and crafts time…or the meds are starting to take effect.
it is “what’s our oil doing under their soil”
You know, if this war is about oil (and I don’t think it is) then thank God, because theres a lot of places around the world where people are dying without oil and nobody gives a damn. And if it is just about our own selfish concerns about oil, we’d have never gone into Iraq in the first place. I’m sure its a lot cheaper to drill ourselves in Alaska than to go into a hostile country and “steal their oil”. The fact is that if the price of oil goes up to, say 5$ a gallon, yeah that’ll suck for us, but I think we as a nation are rich enough to either afford it or develop new energy sources. The fact is that its the developing countries that are piss-poor who need the oil to develop to a point where they can at least be comparably comfortable who will be dicked over by this. Sure, a lack of oil hurts us, but its them whose dreams and hopes of prosperity will be killed if oil is suddenly cut off, and that leads to more nuts with bombs. If these dirty hippies are really all about helping the poor, they should be screaming for us to do everything we can to keep the price of oil down as far as it will go.
Hey, I am trying to “see through” Fox News. I just keep seeing the back of my TV. Am I missing something? There is definitly no buzz or even warm happy feelings associated with this. Should I lick a frog, maybe???
Danjo
SarahK – I think “Googling Monkeys” would be a good name for a rock band.
“… and all busy posting at Democratic Underground.”
Ain’t it the truth. Pick any random thread over there, and they are unintentionally almost as funny as you, Frank.
Which suggests a good baiting strategy. If you’ve having trouble getting tree-smackers, just craft an article guaranteed to enrage the inmates at the DU insane asylum, and then post a link to it in a reply to some thread (it doesn’t really matter which one – they’re all basically the same).
You could start with something like “Everyone now knows that voting for Democrats is caused by consumption of Tang as a child…”. But you probably would need to put it somewhere besides IMAO, because a few of the less dull ones would realize that it was baiting if you put it here. Maybe put it on SarahK’s site?
Mikey’s the type of A-hole that thinks the truth is right wing.
“See through Fox News?” How about Dan Rather? And you’re gonna spit the legitimate and rational reasons against this war?
How about the terrorist strikes that Bill Clinton covered up? TWA800, & police investigators on the scene at Oklahoma City said there was an Iraq connection. And Bubba, the 1st black President, spiked the story.
But at least he taught Monica how to dictate.
Ditto. It gets really old listening to them 817CH about Fox and then when you ask them to give one noted instance of bias, they can’t. True, I’m sure even Fox is guilty of OCCASSIONAL bias (they’re human too) But it’s far more fair than anything out there. All the Looney Lefties can do is repeat their BS mantra. “Well, EVERYONE knows that Fox ….” Everyone doesn’t know Jack! Give me facts not referrences to the opinions of a vague description of a group. Then they get mad when they try reversing the question and I cite example after example, giving dates, names, and offering to write it down so they can research it if they like. That REALLY Pisses them off. (which is alot of fun) SO come on Frank, don’t let him off that easy! Cleverly envoke more rage!
I didn’t realize we were fighting a “was” against terrorism…
HJ, that depends on what the meaning of the word “was” was.
Mikey is a stupid assmonkey with an internet connection.
Monkeys with internet connections make me angry…
Hey! My Dad works at Coors! Just because the founders name is adolf doesn’t mean he’s anti-semitic, it means he’s german-ish! mmmm, coors
What a weenie. In two weeks he’ll be voting Republican and join the NRA.
What a jerk! He recommended us to eat a dick, and didn’t give us any recipes.
Interesting. Apparently “wicky-wacky dumb” and “racist” and “Eat my dick, biggot” and “you are a wicky-wacky moron” and “Eat a dick” are “Nothing personal”
OMG, he was searching for the Drunk Monkey!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/1404458_2e8f67d40a.jpg
Working is for homos. Let them eat dick!
Oh, and we all got to sing along with Eric Cartman, to “In the Ghetto”. It was a good day.
Indeed, Princess Kimberly, let them eat their dick in their ghetto!
PS That’s such a great comment that I wanted to shout it at my coworkers .. er … I mean the homos who work in the office where I … don’t work. You’re my hero!
“i think it’s funny he found you by googling monkeys.”
Nailed it! That is the best part! This being the home of the International Monkey Assassination Organization after all… 😀
Even if we are waging war for resources (and we aren’t) is that not a good thing? I wonder; after the left makes the US entirely agriculturally dependent they will they whine about the racist, white, right-wing extremists waging war over food?
i could change your mind if you did a bong hit then or if i did a bong hit… again today… for the 12th time.
good “patriots arent supposed to think for themselves” i am not sure if this dude can think. Maybe he should let the bong smoke clear and then he could right something that makes sence!
oh yeah i think part of the reason you can’t find a funny lib worth fighting with is that they all have that PEST (I think it means post election snivelling tantrum) disorder thingy thing. they will get over themselves and be back to the funny pompous wind bags we all know and love.
that or they all got some of that ninja in a can. Well if thats the case may god have mercy on their disembowelled souls.
why do black people keep voting for the people who kicked the black man out of his own family?
it reminds me of doctor evil’s rhetorical question: why make millions when we can be handed out quarters?
Quite an easy question to answer, pale rider, it’s a combination of three things:
1) Lyndon B Johnson: Advocated the Civil rights act for one reason – power for the democrats. Even though 92% of Congressional Republicans voted for the civil rights act as compared to 62% of Demoncrats and even though Strom Thurmond (D) gave the longest single fillibuster in US history (24 hours, much of it was reading from the phone book) Johnson knew the President was the face of the Demoncratic party. Johnson duped black people into thinking Dems cared and as an un-proven quote of his goes: “I’ll have them n***** voting democrat for the next 2 hundred years.”
2) Jesse Jackson and associated talking heads: Riding on the noble works of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Jackson and friends have corrupted themselves, selling out their own people for power. It’s rather pathetic to see them as the dogs of the dems thankfully taking the scaps allotted to them as long as they don’t get out line and continue to use all of their influence among the black people to maintain control via lies. That’s why they didn’t praise Bush for enstating Powell and Rice when they would’ve glorified a Dem for decades. That’s why they didn’t cry out when the racist comics and comments were made about Condi Rice. As one caller to the Rush show said: “They’re more democrat than they are black!”
3) Demoncrats have successfully demonized Republicans as racists. We are the party that voted so strongly and fought hard for civil rights, we are the original party for abolition and Lincoln, but we also hold the south and midwest. Playing on stereotypes of these people (hey, isn’t that what racism is?) the Dems managed to convince the black people that we’re racists, which as we all know is the polar opposite to the truth.
So to answer your question: lies and ignorance. And, of course, the best way to fight it is with information and education.
but they reject education. they only respond to money. the demoncrats bought them for cheap and now they’re too drunk or stoned to know the difference between a $100 bill and a quarter.
What a wicky-wacky woozle! If “it doesnt hurt the conscience of our leaders to kill [Arab] civilians”, as this snicker-doodle puts it, why in the wicky are we over there? We could obliterate every terrorist in the Arab nations with the push of a button. Ok maybe a few buttons…
Pale Rider,
True, but not entirely. It’s common thought that libs are immune to logic and reason, but their actually just highly resistent to logic and reason. The answer is a long drawn-out bombardment of logic and reason. It’s an exhausting process, but their are ways to cope. Example, challenge them to listen to Sean Hannity for 3 weeks. While not my favorite in talk radio, Hannity has a talent for converting libs through logic and reason one issue at a time. Then Hannity does most of the work for you.