Good to see ya, oddybobo. I was worried you may have what Frank had, or worse, what’s going around here.
Are you sure that wasn’t the state of the onion that Adam delivered?
What would that SoU by Jesus have been like? Would we have heard things like “A year ago, there was nothing here. Then God my father said let there be light, and all that stuff. And like a week later we had all of creation. Pretty good for how we’ve done this past year, dont ya think? Also, national debt hasn’t been invented yet, so we’re still good economically.”
Actually the Lord Jesus is the one who said “Let there be light”. The Lord Jesus Christ is the creator of the universe.
Heavy huh?
Frank you are just picking a fight when you post this kind of stuff. You would think you would learn from the Tobit stuff. This is so un-stalin of you…
The Sermon on the Mount is pretty cool. Those who heard it had to really want to hear it, or they wouldn’ta climbed the hill. His main point was that the torah rules and his Father sent him to live up to it.
Surely, Adam deliverd the first state of the union address… He was married to Eve for God’s sake…. Yep, first time coming back from being out on his own and Eve say’s “Adam! Where have you Been!?” And so the first SOTU was given.
Actually, it was Eve who delivered the first State of the Union Address to Adam —
“This place is a mess! You never pick up after yourself! Get out an make something of yourself! Lying around naked and scratching your gut, all day long!”
She then berated him on his sexual performance, which became known as “The Sermon on the Mount.”
J
I detect a pattern. might as well ask “what lives in a tree, collects nuts and has a bushy tail?” I know it sounds like a squirrel, but the answer is always Jesus.
And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.
There, all’s good. State of the Union address. First one. That’s as early as we have written about, so that’s as far as we can go.
-Brian
Oh, First, I’m back, Jerry! I think Adam probably delivered the first state of the union address though.
Good to see ya, oddybobo. I was worried you may have what Frank had, or worse, what’s going around here.
Are you sure that wasn’t the state of the onion that Adam delivered?
What would that SoU by Jesus have been like? Would we have heard things like “A year ago, there was nothing here. Then God my father said let there be light, and all that stuff. And like a week later we had all of creation. Pretty good for how we’ve done this past year, dont ya think? Also, national debt hasn’t been invented yet, so we’re still good economically.”
Actually Jesus delivered the “State of Your Heart” address.
Jesus? Back that far?
He would have been refered to as “The Word”, wouldn’t he?
jonag, that was beautiful!
Actually the Lord Jesus is the one who said “Let there be light”. The Lord Jesus Christ is the creator of the universe.
Heavy huh?
Frank you are just picking a fight when you post this kind of stuff. You would think you would learn from the Tobit stuff. This is so un-stalin of you…
clearly it was god who said “adam and eve you lied now get out of my garden.”
I don’t get the joke.
And then Jesus authorized the use of force on Palestinians.
So it was done.
The Sermon on the Mount is pretty cool. Those who heard it had to really want to hear it, or they wouldn’ta climbed the hill. His main point was that the torah rules and his Father sent him to live up to it.
On the seventh day, God rested, and Marine’s filled sandbags.
Surely, Adam deliverd the first state of the union address… He was married to Eve for God’s sake…. Yep, first time coming back from being out on his own and Eve say’s “Adam! Where have you Been!?” And so the first SOTU was given.
Actually, it was Eve who delivered the first State of the Union Address to Adam —
“This place is a mess! You never pick up after yourself! Get out an make something of yourself! Lying around naked and scratching your gut, all day long!”
She then berated him on his sexual performance, which became known as “The Sermon on the Mount.”
J
I detect a pattern. might as well ask “what lives in a tree, collects nuts and has a bushy tail?” I know it sounds like a squirrel, but the answer is always Jesus.
J. Fielek,
I thought that was SarahK complaining about the use of paper towels as dish cleaning tools…
Actually, I thought Adam delivered his State of the Union undressed!!!
ZING!!! :oD
And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.
There, all’s good. State of the Union address. First one. That’s as early as we have written about, so that’s as far as we can go.
-Brian
Q: Who delivered the first State of the Union Address>
A: The US Postal Service. It finally arrived yesterday.
Maybe it’s the 3 glasses of wine I’ve had, but that was one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while!