The Gang of Fourteen – shall the republic fall because of their arrogance and foolishness?
There are those out there who want to overthrow our government and our country. They want to destroy everything we have, take everything we own. All our progress will collapse to ruins if they have their way.
And then they shall replace it all with something pretty much the same.
This danger is the moderate extremists. They are a growing force in politics and why the fourteen came together. The fourteen wished to appease these moderates out of fear of the violence the moderate extremists may or may not use based on whether some sort of consensus can be reached. They have fourteen of our senators in their grasp now, and may soon have more. With enough power, they’ll turn America into some sort of moderacracy, and then we’ll all be doomed… or, at least, bored.
The moderates are the pawns of Satan. They march over all the traditions we have, and, if any oppose them, they’ll take his views into consideration along with all others. They cannot be reasoned with – or they can be reasoned with too much. They are vicious, ruthless, backstabbing, and extremely boring to read about unless lots of hyperbole is used. And they love hyperbole, as it scares people to the mushy middle from which they draw their unholy powers.
These fiends – these moderates – are everywhere. But how can you identify them? They use phrases such as, “I think both sides have valid points here,” “Let’s consider all viewpoints,” and, “Perhaps by reaching a compromise, we can end all this arguing.”
What to do if you find a moderate? Notify the FBI, and, whatever you do, don’t back up from your extreme viewpoints when confronted by one. What moderates desire is to be liked by everyone, but you must hate them. It’s hard, because they seem boring and innocuous, but you must hate them with every fiber of your being. Also, hit them with sticks. While being angry, they may somewhat agree they should be hit with sticks just to confuse you, but don’t fall for it. We must chase all these moderates with their stick-beaten faces out of regular society and leave America to the extremists as God intended.
If it leads to open civil war, the war is what they’ll get. And, as the moderates charge with their battle cry of, “There’s still time to compromise!” be steadfast and not let fear take hold of you. The future lies with us, the extremists, and all the mainstream exists for is to wash away the weak.
Be honorable, ronin – honorable to the extreme!
One of you more mediocre postings.
In Frank’s defense, not that the overlord needs defending, we are talking about a group of people who are about as exciting as soggy toast. I think that he did a fine job of pointing out this insidious threat to our way of life.
Very Funny! and timely.
This from one of the Modicrat leaders . . .
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) wasted little time in touting the group’s clout. In an interview with Chris Matthews on “Hardball” on Monday night, Graham said, “Watch this group of 14 to come out with some deal for Social Security.”
“Really?” said Matthews.
Graham responded, “Keep watching.”
Okay, where’s my free post?
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Meanwhile, I have a plan. We will single-handedly attack our archenemy the Neutral Planet… Once the neutral war machine lies in ruins, I’ll be a hero again!
Now, in the name of all that is good and honourable, we’ll call the Neutral President with a message of peace, then blast him. Quick! Fly the white flag of war.
This is Zapp Brannigan of the good ship…Planet Express Ship. I come swinging the olive branch of peace.
Neutral President’s Aide: Should we trust him Your Neutralness?
Neutral President: All I know is my gut says maybe.
Neutral President’s Aide: Your Neutralness, it’s a beige alert.
Neutral President: If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello.”
“Moderate” is just another name for “spineless”. Now I’m going to go find a nice sturdy stick…..
Beo,
I was trying to remember from that exact episode.
Been enjoying this blog for a while, though admittedly not as much since the multi-poster format, but must ask why you have not fully addressed the EU vote in France. Seems like a wealth of material given the French reluctance/willingness to turn their country over to the Germans without a shot. In particular since the “I’d rather be an American–” quote. Congrats on the nuptials though. Delightful young lady.
Moderately funny.. TO THE EXTREME!!!
compromise with extreme moderation
Enemies of Change !!!
New Axis of Weasels !!!
Constitutional Cowards !!!
Yah! Seig Heil!!!! Ve shut kill all voices of reason and march forward on our Christain Fundamentalist road to eternal victory!!! Heil!!!