Poor Howard. The self-described “King” has so much money now that he’s become lazy and has stooped so low as to steal material from Frank J.
Several people have told me that Stern had an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator call in to suggest “blowing up the moon” to Stern. Apparently some people were even fooled into thinking The Governator was serious about destroying the Earth’s diminutive sister, Luna.
Running out on your wife and kids was bad enough, but to steal material from Frank J. and IMAO without proper credit? That’s pathetic, Howard.
Howard who?
What is that. Sounds like a losser to me!
Oh, BTW, First!
I still love the time I’m pretty sure Letterman stole from me (well, one of his writers). Jimmy Kimmel stole from me once – no question – but that’s just not the same.
Okay, once I quipped something to a friend on an elevator; a week or so later, same friend and I heard my elevator quip repeated on Letterman; and this is while buddy and I were living in some small podunk town in Northern California. Man, Letterman has got ears everywhere. Freaky.
Hey, When are u going to do another Frank Reads the Bible post. I miss those…..:(
hoo hoo hoo, I invented blowing up the moon, Robin…Tell ’em Fred–I told everyone who agreed that the moon needed to be blown up tie a bandana on their car antenna…hoo hoo hoo…
Howard Stern is a has been hack…He stinks!
I gave up on that Long-Haired, Maggot-Infested, Dope-Smoking, FM type, years ago. He had all of his funny lines spoon fed to him by his writers. Stern is a talentless hack.
Yes, I do agree. People who steal from FrankJ. make me angry…very angry.
Anything cool that anyone has ever stolen from me, I had previously stolen from someone else. Like the time Van Halen stole “Dancing in the Streets” from me. People kept asking me, “Hey JP, why don’t you sue those rat bastards for stealing that awesome song you composed?” They were shocked to learn that I had stolen it myself from Martha & the Vandellas. And don’t even get me started on George Thorogood. All five of the tunes he swiped from me were pieces I had lifted from John Lee Hooker.
I don’t get too upset. I’m just glad to know that I’ve had such a personal impact on pop culture in the past 40 years.
jp