Well, the left are already squirming in reaction to the nomination of Alito. Read this letter I got from MoveOn.org:
Samuel Alito (or Scalito as we like to call him since he’s just like Scalia who eats babies) will ensure we lose all the rights we cherish. If he gets into the Supreme Court, soon YOU WILL BE FORCED TO HAVE BABIES! IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE BABIES! Not only that, but he will have protestors FORECULLY BATHED! This goes against our First Admendment since our smell helps us get attention for our protests. But Scalito will not stop there; he will TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO NOT HAVE A MACHINE GUN! You will have to have a machine gun even if you don’t want one, and you’ll have to care for it and clean it which can take an hour. Not only will Scalito make all this happen and take away your rights, but HE IS ALSO ITALIAN… JUST LIKE HITLER!
Please help MoveOn.org oppose Scalito with a generous donation. Being shrill costs more and more these days and we can only exist with your help and the help of Hungarian billionaires.
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im hungarian
this makes me happy
I think it moved.
Sorry to have to be the one to tell you the bad news dude, but you hit this one so straight that it lost it’s zing. Cross the line into their alternative reality and the humor just fades away.
Ah, I just love the idea of “Scalito.” Being a law student, I’m constantly reading Scalia’s opinions, and he is a marvelous writer, and very witty. Even when he doesn’t go the way I’d want him to go on a certain case, he does a wonderful job of justifying why he decided as he did. Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, and Alito … niiiiiiiiiice ring to it, dontcha think?
“HE IS ALSO ITALIAN… JUST LIKE HITLER!”
That line killed me. The rest was funny, but that one…
I think you’re funnier lately.
Don’t worry about MoveOn.org. Soon my disciples will set their sights upon that wretched mob and destroy them.
…that is, shortly after I obtain some disciples.
Make that “Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts” and it makes a much nicer acronym: STAR.
Dude, y’all are FUNNY today. Moreso than normal, I think. Maybe it’s just that you have so much more material than normal? I dunno, but I’m loving it.
You know thats terrible…Thats almost something I’d expect from them…..
Moveon.orgy is the laughingstock of the entire internet. Alito should be nominated. But soon we’re gonna hear shrieking from the NOW hags about how Alito is just soooo “unfair”, i.e., that he’s a traditionalist with regard to the Constitution. We all know that the courts are the last true stronghold that the libs have, and they know that if we weaken the grip that activist judges like Ruth Badger Ginsburg have on the courts, it’s all over for the libs. The Democrats know what plays here in flyover country: traditional family values. Unlike most of the libs in the Democratic Party, Hillary gets it, and that’s why she’s giving herself a political makeover. She’s going to portray herself as a “moderate”. Hello!! Bill Clinton did the same thing -and fooled the voters twice. Moderate my left nut! Shrillary wants to fool us all again so she can become “The First Woman President” (Isn’t it liberals who always tell us labels don’t matter?). And if, God Forbid, she becomes the next President, she will nominate the most hard core leftists for the Supreme Court you can imagine. She will screw around with the First and Second Amendments as though she were Queen of Royal America. She will make absolutely certain that NONE will oppose her nominations for the high court. And she will screw our freedom if we let her.
It’s not NOW, it’s NO(u)W … the National Organization of Ugly Women.
wait, there are people who don’t want machine guns?
Gads, where do I start?
Scalito is like Scalia who eats babies? could that be even less funny? No wonder they laugh at Franken;)
I assume this writer is a woman, so lets put this as nicely as we can, “umm you can’t have babies if you A. Are a Lesbian, unless you are willing to take artificial semination from any of the members of Crosby, Stills, and/or Nash.
B. If you look like you sound, in which case you will need a profuse amount of beer consumed by a blind and deaf man recently released from a state penitentiary..
Oh and one more thing:
Hitler was AUSTRIAN, not ITALIAN…please open a book;)