Why was there no crappy bedtime story on the podcast?
Because it was much to scary. “The Headless Horsecat” ended up frightening all of the cats.
See? Scared.
I didn’t want to be responsible for people across the world diving into cardboard boxes and puffing up their tails in fear.
If the brave Nardo was so terrified, imagine the response of far weaker human listeners! It would be a rash of heart attacks, strokes, and broken toenails the likes of which have never before been seen. Thank you, Mr. Simon, for sparing the kitties and their human counterparts such dreadful fates!
And a special thanks to Nardo for being the test dummy in our place.
Thanks Nardo.
Lawrence, how about closing the link?
And that’s why I don’t do five shows a night!
Okay, you now know why. NOW GO TO BED!! (Sorry, that line always cracks me up)
If you have a child that likes to steal stuff, show him these pictures. I bet he will never steal again.
You could tell it as a bedtime story with pictues!
Papa Ray
West Texas
USA
Before he died, my cat used to climb through the ripped open top of Coca-cola boxes and sleep in them. Only his nose would poke out of the opening- cutest thing ever.
These were the old 4×3 can soda boxes, not the new, longer “fridge packs”.