Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s Piper the Bizarre…
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)
The Ninja Monkeys will be drawn to the Menorah, and I’ll wait in ambush behind this pile of bows. “Come on nice anti-semite monkeys!”
Back off! Mine! All Mine!
Piper the Liberal Philosopher Cat
Christmas 2005
I’ll scratch your eyes out if you take one step closer to me, Senators Byrd and Stevens!
Piper is obviously an assassin for the Zionist Conspiracy and all those blue and silver bows are trophies for each time he killed a Palestinian with his claws and fangs of justice.
The cat is obviously amassing weapons of mass humiliation, to prevent the humans from deploying them against his fellow felines on Christmas morning.
I think that Piper is showing how our elected representatives and senators hoard up their goodies in order to hand them out for votes and money. Piper doesn’t do this in real life, so this is only an allegory.
Sure, your presents are wrapped, but you’re not getting a single bow unless you pay me one million dollars.
Or a handful of kibble.