so Jack & Curtis have gotten a break and know where to meet the super bad terrorist guy.
they’ve moved Walt’s body. what?? Walt was married?? what woman would marry him?? yep, let Walt go out with some dignity, him being a rotten traitor and all. that suicide sure is dignified.
Evelyn still hasn’t told the first lady that she was the one who told Walt where to find the info on the first lady’s body. btw, boss lady, i kinda thought you were crazy, so i gave him all the info he needed to attack you. my bad. i think Evelyn’s gonna be trouble. she doesn’t believe Walt could do that and she thinks the first lady is a bit wacko. so she’s gonna get all nutso and stupid and ruin stuff.
yay. we get to see Audrey look worried while Jack’s doing an undercover op, trying to convince them he’s one of them and scared of them.
i’m so shocked! they punched Jack and “made” him go with them!
look at Audrey acting like her love for Jack should be a determining factor of when the tac teams move in. how whiny of her.
i loved the look on Logan’s face when Martha told him she’s going to tell Walt’s wife the truth because it’s the right thing to do. betcha the President either offs her, locks her up, or commits her.
btw, i’m very disappointed in Mike Novick. truth is good. lying is bad. didn’t he ever go to Sunday school? the guy’s Italian, so probably Catholic. don’t they teach lying is bad? (yes, i’m such a horrible person to stereotype Italians.)
i’m starting to think Lynn is a mole. i’d rather let one canister be set off than 20? bad Rudy! do the Truffle Shuffle!
“may i see your paperwork?” “yes. funny, it’s more like metal than paper, but it will kill you all the same.” “but wait! i have this rock! doesn’t that beat metal?” “yes, but this is a gun, not scissors, and you’re wearing a red shirt.” / voices in my head.
the President deserves a divorce. i get angry just looking at him. i want to divorce him myself.
remember last week when i said that Kim and all of Jack’s ladyloves and such will be at the mall? watch, i’m gonna be right.
do the terrorists know you’re not allowed to knock out Jack Bauer? it’s like a federal crime punishable by time in a prison no one knows about. plus, he’ll kill you for it. i think the CTU peeps should start yelling in Jack’s earpiece to wake him up.
i hope i don’t start liking Audrey. i’m starting to not like Bill, and i know i don’t like Lynn. i liked him until he screwed up an op to go meet his druggie sister, but now i’m done with him.
ok, so i was wrong about Jack’s hordes of women being there. but i don’t think i’m wrong about Lynn being a mole.
Walt’s wife is a terrorist, i bet. she’s too big an actress (big like recognizable, not big like large) and when the President comes in to stop Martha from telling the wife, she’s gonna kill him. she could easily pass for Russian. in fact, in this one ALIAS episode last season (Welcome to Liberty Village), she played a Russian, and i believed it. so i’m thinking she came over from the motherland and recruited Walt.
which is open for next episode…
speaking of next week… that guy who talked to Walt in the first few episodes (pacing with the earpiece) is gonna help CTU apparently. and the President is sanctioning someone’s murder.
and next week, there’d better be more Chloe! i get sad when she just runs tech and doesn’t insult people and tell them to shut up.
eh, nothing really quoteworthy… this episode was a’ight. had some action, but no big twists, nothing too unpredictable. which means next week will probably be stellar.
Frank wants me to tell y’all that he thought this ep was kinda blah.