Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s Piper the Fencekitty:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)
As soon as I read “allegory” I thought Al Gore, a pussy on the wrong side of the fence.
Obviously this is a pictoral example of the typical Democratic position. On one side is their loony left and the other is everybody else. The loony left is loud and noisy, so they want to please them. On the other hand, they have to get the other people to vote for them. So they’re stuck in the middle, trying to please both sides.
Is he on point? Maybe he’s noticed some quail?
Well, what a difficult game for a frog!
I try, but there is nothing about political thing! It’s about an actress. OK. “A cat, lean, turn air”. I know it doesn’t mean anything but it’s all that I have.
Or may be “Kitten, oh, my Kitten!”…
I know. But it’s late here. I go to sleep.
Piper is a Mexican come climbing over the border fence to get free healthcare and education without paying taxes. Or maybe he’s just smuggling the weed. Either way we wouldn’t have this problem if certain governors gave certain guardsmen .50cal rifles. Panseys.
“As soon as I read “allegory” I thought Al Gore, a pussy on the wrong side of the fence.”
HAHAHAH! I laughed so hard I coughed, I coughed so hard while still laughing, I gagged, and while gagging, I was worried that I might have shat myself.
The Truth? You can’t handle the truth!
You need me on that wall! Lives are at stake!
You’re damn right I ordered that code red!
Piper is obviously a “brave” member of our 4th estate standing watch over this administration. Piper trying to make hide on a wall by making himself look like a vine might be a symbolic yet lame yet accurate attempt to show that our MSM are really…vines in a cat’s clothing…or commie pinko limp wristed girly men to Piper!
“Piper is a Mexican come climbing over the border fence to get free healthcare and education without paying taxes. Or maybe he’s just smuggling the weed. Either way we wouldn’t have this problem if certain governors gave certain guardsmen .50cal rifles. Panseys.”
Buwahhahaha~!! I pee’d myself because of you! (Even though it was just a little…)
Ps, I love you people!
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That is all.
I resent the accusation that I’m a(n): a) pussy and b) anywhere near a fence.
Everyone knows that according to the Kyoto Treaty, which the current administration ignores, fences are banned from use in industrialized countries. They promote greenhouse gases and reflect carbon monoxide (CO) back to the solar shielding (ei the “ozone layer). Fences are bad! I demand a recount of fences in the United States. If the number is found to be a negative correlation, then I propose a system of interconnected wires, called “Love Story” which will rebuild the “Ozone Layer” or as it’s commonly known, Death Star.
Al Gore