Need For Speed IV

The French National Police are switching from Pugeots to Subarus so they can pursue fleeing criminals in high-speed chases.
(I hear they burn quicker, too.)

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  1. Whatever. That story is just spin. The truth is that Subarus offer better protection when they get in wrecks, which invariably happens when they let go of the steering wheel as they throw their hands up in surrender.

  2. “Most European criminals will also no longer be able to claim that they did not understand police instructions in French — the cars will relay their messages in a light display in five languages — French, English, German, Spanish and Dutch — while there is room for three others.”
    Pffff… aw geez. I just had a chuckle trying to imagine what this screen would look like. If it has room for 8 languages, doesn’t it completely block out the windshield (which is where I’d assume you’d mount it)?
    And can’t European criminals claim that they’re illiterate?

  3. Room for three more?
    #1 Arabic:”stop burning this car”
    #2 Arabic:”stop burning this car please”
    #3 Arabic:”stop burning this car please-stand back a white flag is being deployed”

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