I’m a little tired of being behind them in the buffet line. Like a plague of locusts. I think they ate the plates. Jeez! Oh crap! Teddy’s heading for the bar!
…what bothers me? That they are using up countless resources and contributing to Global Warming more than anyone else on the planet except Algore…..
and they are still breathing and someone continues to listen to them. That is the most offensive thing of all.
Good one, Frank. A little Scottish accent and any one of them could be mistaken for Fat Bastard (not just in appearance, but in mannors and odiferous eminations).
I would have guessed that what makes you mad is that their girth is so imense that one swipe of a katana is not enough to cleave them in two (that ticks me off, not to mention the blade would never be suffiantly cleaned).
Hippos, like Ted Kennedy, are extremely dangerous near water. ::ba dum dah:: Please remember to tip your waitress.
I thought Michael Moore was going to fat camp or something like that — anyone seen a picture of him lately? I see that Rush is ballooning back up.
I’m a little tired of being behind them in the buffet line. Like a plague of locusts. I think they ate the plates. Jeez! Oh crap! Teddy’s heading for the bar!
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I guess that applies to me too, since I have become portly. Still, my ten grandchildren (ages 1-20)say it makes me more like Santa Claus.
I’m not portly; I’m just fat. Ugly too.
Writer,
“Santa Claus”
Hmm– Gifts– Hmm–
I see the grandchildren have that one figured out.
i would have guessed that they were still alive. thats what bugs me
…what bothers me? That they are using up countless resources and contributing to Global Warming more than anyone else on the planet except Algore…..
and they are still breathing and someone continues to listen to them. That is the most offensive thing of all.
I’m guessing that Algore is pretty close to being added to the “Hippocrisy” club, too! LOL Don’t forget Chris Dodd, either!
I thought hippocracy is what doctors took an oath to.
Good one, Frank. A little Scottish accent and any one of them could be mistaken for Fat Bastard (not just in appearance, but in mannors and odiferous eminations).
I would have guessed that what makes you mad is that their girth is so imense that one swipe of a katana is not enough to cleave them in two (that ticks me off, not to mention the blade would never be suffiantly cleaned).