Just a reminder, if we’re planning on new missions to the moon, we better nuke it soon as demonstration of our awesome power so that the radiation has time to dissipate. Astronauts already have to pass through the Van Allen radiation belt, so why make things worse for them. The longer we wait to nuke the moon, the more irresponsible it becomes.
But the more irresponsible it comes, the more effective the whole “nuke the moon” strategy!
damn, I need new glasses… “comes” should be “becomes”.
The Moon is a big place, just nuke a spot where they aren’t going to be.
Or were you going to nuke the spot where OUR FLAG is?
Don’t make me come down there.
My Van Allen radiator belt broke and it cost me $300 to get my car fixed after it overheated!
Lets NUKE the Moon-Worshiping Middle-Eastern Cult instead. We can always Nuke the moon, its not like its going anywhere.
Immediately following this post, CAIR made a statement condemning the moon, and stating various actions by the moon it considers offensive toward the Muslim people.
We could nuke Abinnutjob (Iran) whiles he’s using the facilities. That’s a moon that’s asking to be nuked. He’ll get to the after life sooooo much faster that way, of course he may not be any good to those virgins (that would be their reward), but he wouldn’t be causing the world problems anymore. Win-win.
We need to nuke the moon before China does for “defensive purposes”
Ha, I see you’re avoiding my comment FrankJ, you do mean to nuke the site where our flag still flies.
Were all those lefties right? Are you really a lefty making fun of us wingers?
Suddenly I’m a little ashamed of buying so much of your stuff.
Let’s also go ahead a nuke a national park as well…some place that lefty’s like to hang and call their own. This will take another step in full implementation of Frank’s plan!
ussjimmycarter,
A National Park? Then where would I go with my redneck 4×4 to ooooooffffeeennnnd treehuggers and run over their hippiemobeals? Just nuke Santa Cruz or Hollywood. That would take out the vast bulk of them in a single strike.
BTW…CAIR and the ACLU sued the moon to keep it from continuing it’s varios phases. They only want the moon to stay in a crecent shape. Any other is offeeennnnsive.
Frank,
Not the best, but still damn funny. Just stop giving away our hideouts and rituals, or your Vast Right Wing Conspiracy membership card will be revoked.
You could go after Berkley, I hear that liberals are harvested from there.
I remember in the early ’70s Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, the Brit duo that gave us “Thunderbirds” and “Captain Scarlet” supermarionation, came out with the live-action “UFO”. Set in 1980, it envisioned purple-haired chicks and brave rocket pilots operating from the Moon as our first line of defense against alien invaders.
A couple of years later, they came out with “Space:1999”, which followed the adventures of Moonbase Alpha as they tried to survive on a Moon that had been blasted out of Earth’s orbit. It was the most expensive show ever made at the time.
Today, 38 years after the first Apollo landing, the Moon’s promise remains unfulfilled, and we sit around casually discussing hurling nukes at it. Which just goes to show, the only thing certain about the future is that the music will suck…
I heard someone yapping something about tides and life on Erth being afected if we nuked the moon, but I wasn’t really listening. I mean, how bad could it really be? The moon is like far away, right?
Well, if you drop a nuke on two opposite sides of the moon at the same time, it should have no net effect on position of it’s center of mass vis-a-vis the Earth