It’s Friday, so it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) He’s worked too hard and slept with way to many producers for this, dammit. It’s the center square in Ramallah Squares or nothing!
b) Sure, “Allah Says” is fun, but one day … just one day, can’t we play “Spin The RPG” ?
c) Bawk!
or
d) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
The same thing as MSNBC.
I pray that hamas quits f***ing around before the mossad sends me a love letter
He is praying for a four legged chicken, because the three legged chicken just doesn’t have enough drumsticks.
I confess, I have been molesting the chicken.
Chicken Delight.
C) Ishtar’s teats, this is going to make chickenf—ing much more difficult!
By Grapthar’s Hammer… he will avenge his mistress!