Where’s Your Head Re: Fred?

Will you vote for Fred Thompson for President?
Yes, the other GOP Candidates are wankers.
Yes, the field is weak, Fred is strong.
Yes, the Voices DEMAND it!
Yes, all my friends are, I need to fit in.
Yes, I fear what Fred would do to me if I didn’t. GO FRED!
Yes, but I’m not sure why.
Yes, if he runs.
Yes, he’s a man of integrity, and dagnabbit he just seems so frakking presidential.
No, I’m an idiot. I also take craps without a plan and without toilet paper
No, I hate America, Americans and apple pie.
No, I’m prefer my President to have no spine or simply be a Socialist
No, I hate law and order, and also the TV series of the same name.
  
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  1. IMAO has tacky cheap polls. Pollmonkey.com has better polls. They are not cheesy like the ones you use that take you to another website. They cost money but you right wingers should be rich by now thanks to several years of Bush’s amazin tax breaks. Of course combining the tax break with wars has really weakened the dollar and will lead to a recession and was outrageously stupid but who cares as long as we have less taxes!!! Right? To sum up. Less taxes = awesome!! But less taxes plus expensive war = very, very dumb 🙁 and will lead to a recession. If you think you have done well under Bush why don’t you check and see how weak the U.S. dollars you own have become under GWB. Compared to many other currencies the U.S. dollar has plunged 20-30%. Your U.S. dollars have decreased in value by 20 to 30% and that doesn’t even include the cost of inflation. Bush did that you because he loves you so much.

  2. Like all liberals and Democratics, I answered “No, I hate America, Americans and apple pie.” Although it would have been more accurate if you also included the fact that we hate women, children, puppies, kittens, and old people (unless they remember their place and stay on the progressive plantation).

  3. Sarcasm Manchild – yes we do despise all life on earth. Almost as much as the jihadists. That is why my brother Dennis (he’d make a swell president, I think) and the rest our friends in Congress remained seated while the repugnicans gave a standing ‘O’ at the state of the union speech when busHitler said he would defend the American people.
    And I don’t know why the British were so appalled that same week to see a video of a would-be suicide bomber turn his backpack in the direction of a woman carrying a small child and try to detonate the bomb inside. It just smoldered while bystanders tackled him.
    We all know that all the jihadists have to say is “shut up and die while I murder you with your children,” but they can’t kill all of us, and I doubt if they’ll get me. And they certainly won’t get my brother the Congressman (he’d make a swell president, I think). After all, he’s a CONGRESSMAN, for crying out loud.
    Oh sure, they’ll kill some Americans. But the way I look at it, at least half of them will be repugnicans, and that will only help in the next election.
    I hope my brother wins this time. He’d make a swell president, I think.

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