Frank, that must be an urban myth. Once we have the USS Fred Thompson, we won’t need any other naval armaments of any kind – it will rule the seas even if the crew is left on land.
The U.S.S. Fred Thompson.
As Ed MacMahon used to ask: HOW BIG IS IT?
* Big enough to be referred to as a floating STATE.
* Big enough to create its own microclimate.
* Big enough that if it runs into the dock, it takes out the whole city.
* Big enough to generate all the electrical power for any country in the world (not a bad idea).
and it will consume the gulf of oman and the persian gulf
The USS Fred Thompson is often mistaken for a small moon.
The official name of the carrier will be Fred Thompson, USS.
That’s fine, but when is Fred going to unveil his Death Star?
Fred will unveil his Death Star in November ’08…
…all over the Democrats!
Frank, I love all of these, but this one may be the best one yet.
I hear it will double as a submarine. After The Hunt for Red October, Fred insisted.
Frank, that must be an urban myth. Once we have the USS Fred Thompson, we won’t need any other naval armaments of any kind – it will rule the seas even if the crew is left on land.
dude, thats hillarious
The U.S.S. Fred Thompson.
As Ed MacMahon used to ask: HOW BIG IS IT?
* Big enough to be referred to as a floating STATE.
* Big enough to create its own microclimate.
* Big enough that if it runs into the dock, it takes out the whole city.
* Big enough to generate all the electrical power for any country in the world (not a bad idea).