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  1. Fred’s road to victory:
    Iowa- Fred #3
    Wyoming- Fred #1
    New Hampshire- Fred #3
    Michigan- Fred #1
    Nevada- Fred #1 (Where he celebrates by ripping out Harry Reid’s tonsils)
    South Carolina-Fred #1
    Florida- Fred #1
    That’s the first seven; the end of February. The the real ass whuppin begins.

  2. Alamo,
    Your projections aren’t even plausible. Look at the polls for those primaries. Fred’s already done. Forget about it. What a joke it is that you people still support this lame candidate who doesn’t have a chance. Even worse you make asinine third-grader-like jokes like our candidate can make a snowman that can kill Godzilla. Get real.

  3. because it is obvious how much faith we should have in poll this early in the race, isn’t it? Shouldn’t Hillary and Guiliani have already won, with how well they’ve been doing in the polls? How about if you wait a little while, then see what happens?

  4. Dwight’s back! Yay!
    Admit it, Dwight you can’t quit us.
    Tell us Dwight what do you like so much about Huckabee?
    Is it his “raise ’em.” stance on taxes?
    Is it his “give them scholarships that citizens can’t get” stance on illegals?
    Is it his “forgive em and release em” stance on violent criminals?
    Is it his [sound of wind whistling though the Holiday Inn Express] foreign policy?
    Is it his “Mormons are evil” stance you are rallying behind?
    Are you just inspired that he wants to the government to outlaw smoking and force everyone to eat better and be heathier?
    Tell us Dwight, we want to know what’s really got you all fired up about Huckabee? Talk up your guy and his kickassingness.

  5. Huckabee, Huckabee, Huckabee flop
    As his record shows, his numbers will drop
    Our man Fred Thompson has him on the run
    Look at Arkansas, it’s a smoking gun!
    Wayne DuMond’s killing spree Huck wouldn’t stop
    Get out of jail free, walk right past the cops
    You know those victims, they’d done nothing wrong
    Still, the clemency train rolled on.
    Jesus loves Huckabee, he loves you and me
    But how scary is a Huck Presidency?
    He raised their taxes near fifty percent!
    Tell the Huckster to go get bent!
    What a bright time, now’s the right time
    To send Huckster away
    We’re in the countdown, to watch him go down
    In Iowa and on to Super Tuesday
    So register, go and vote, make your voice known
    Fred’s your conservative, man he’s full blown
    He’ll fix immigration and security
    Fred’s your President, just wait and see!
    Get out of town, Huckaclowns, get up and leave
    Huck will sink like a rock!
    We won’t hear from him after February
    That’s the Huckabee,
    That’s the Huckabee,
    That’s the Huckabee flop!

  6. DEMOGRAPHY IS DESTINY
    As long as whiteys keeps going broke paying back their student loans and waiting ’til they’re well into their 30’s to have one, maybe two kids while wetbacks pour across the border with their seven or eight kids turning red states blue (AZ, NM, CO) and voting for the party that let’s ’em keep on coming AND holds out the biggest pinata for them to hit (the Democrats), I don’t see a bright future for the Republican Party.

  7. #7 – Posted by: Dwight on December 18, 2007 10:14 AM
    #15 – Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2007 01:53 PM
    Hmm, I’m wondering who’s more sane, a Ron Paul supporter or a Huckabee supporter. See, I use to think a Huckabee supporter was more sane, but maybe not… quick question to Dwight, would you support Ron Paul if not for Huckabee? Bunkerboy, would you suppport Huckabee if not for Ron Paul?
    Eh, it might be easier just to put them in the arena and have a poison dagger fight, the winner will be declared more sane.

  8. Do your homework AR – I’ve made it clear in numerous posts that I’m for local hero Rudy Giuliani. Unlike the vast majority of you, I’ve got eight years personal experience with my candidate – his decisions directly affected my life for the better. I’m not basing my vote on how many magic snowmen a guy I’ve seen on TV a couple of times has built…

  9. #18 – Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2007 02:29 PM
    Really? I must be confusing you with someone else… or maybe its the annoying troll vibe you put out. I just assume trolls support Ron Paul nowadays.
    Giuliani, thats a good choice. Not as good as Thompson, but Giuliani is my second. Well, third if you count Hunter, but I don’t.

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