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  1. I was on board with supporting Fred until I was insulted here by his supporters.
    I will say that I’m glad he still has enough votes that he doesn’t need my Independent one; guess I’ll be doing a write-in for 2008.
    Otherwise thanks for the laughs everyone.

  2. Ya know Im stinking Fred for POTUS and Chuck Norris for VP. Before anyone starts yamering, Chuck has just been temporarily mesmeized by the “floating cross” he’ll wake up from this bad dream, Kick Huckabee’s ass for causing it, and reach his moment of clarity. Then it will be Fred deciding who’s ass needs kicked, and it if not really really important, say something small like cuba or nicaragua, then he’ll send Chuck. Can you see it?
    Fred: Chuck, I need to see you
    Chuck Arrives…
    Chuck: What can I do for you Mr. President?
    Fred: Chuck you know that mouthy F nugget down in Nicaragua? The one whose ass you kicked in the 80’s?
    Chuck: You mean red bean Ortega?
    Fred: Yeah that the one, listen I want you to go down there and give him a round house kick in the ass just as a reminder not to mess with me or the US citizens. I’de do it, but its kinda like hitting a finishing nail with a sledge hammer ya know?
    Chuck: Absolutly Mr. President, one ass kicking coming up! Oh by the way, it’ll be good to see Danny again, I havent kicked his ass since that episode of Texas Ranger where I kicked it back across the Rio Grande after I caught him trying to sneak in.
    Fred: Thanks chuck I appreciate it, but hey dont kick his ass to hard Ok, (fred shows his benevolence here) its not entirely his fault he’s an idiot, plus the dems will piss and moan, and I dont want to have to kick there ass again so soon after an election.
    Oh and Chuck, one more thing, if you see any hippies or monkeys on your way.. feel free to kick thier asses too.

  3. I have been on the Fred Train for awhile now and am starting to get a little pissed I never hear his name mentioned in the news.But I do my part by wearing my Kill, Protect, Punch shirt at least twice a week.

  4. I really wish I could give 100% support to the Fred08 campaign, but I still have this faint hope that Karl Rove will glide out of the shadows and announce that he resigned his position at the White House to work on the campaign of Rummy and Chomps. Yeah, I know, it’s the impossible dream. But wouldn’t it be fun to watch Katie Couric eat her teleprompter on the evening news?

  5. TerribleTroy
    It’ll never work ya dummy. Chuck is a Huck fan. He is no Fred fan. And why would he be when Fred isn’t really all that interesting? Does Fred even have any modern positions? His biggest speech so far has been about how much of a threat Castro is. Hello? It’s nearly 2008. Castro’s barely even a nuisance.

  6. Jack, tell that to the Cuban people. :-/
    Communism is bad; it’s still as dangerous as it ever was. I’d love for all the commie butt-kissers here have their dream bubbles popped and see the commie countries for what they are.

  7. Polly Esther, abandoning a candidate whose stand on issues corresponds to yours, just because of rudeness of one or two his supporters, is immature and shows that you do not have firm beliefs. It would be ridiculous for someone to abandon Christian faith only because one other Christian person said something stupid or insulting.

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