D-Rock #4, since Frank embedded the video it’s too late to sue for the massive profits the Onion will reap from his work.
I wonder how many times the newsreader had to read that copy to do it without smirking even a little. [The Onion people are the masters of deadpan delivery. If I do more videos, I should try that. Deadpan is something I can probably do. -Ed.]
I think McCain must have “gotten out tracked in a jungle” many years ago! If John McCain were more like this he’d be Hillary Clinton! She could eliminate the Secret Service! Who in their right mind or even someone insane would even think about messing with her? She’d let loose a hideous cackle and send you to the Pit-Of-Doom Forever!
Well, I think ussjimmycarter is right. Considering that Hillary has threatened to “obliterate” Iran in retaliation for attacking Israel and that she wants to bust-up OPEC, she just might have the cojones in the race. Crazy… cojones.
What a wonderful thought. Thank you, Frank.
Why can’t all three drop out?
If McCain were more like that he’d be Fred Thompson, wouldn’t he?
I don’t know, it looks to me that those schematics for the security features might have been plagiarized from Frank…
D-Rock #4, since Frank embedded the video it’s too late to sue for the massive profits the Onion will reap from his work.
I wonder how many times the newsreader had to read that copy to do it without smirking even a little.
[The Onion people are the masters of deadpan delivery. If I do more videos, I should try that. Deadpan is something I can probably do. -Ed.]
I think McCain must have “gotten out tracked in a jungle” many years ago! If John McCain were more like this he’d be Hillary Clinton! She could eliminate the Secret Service! Who in their right mind or even someone insane would even think about messing with her? She’d let loose a hideous cackle and send you to the Pit-Of-Doom Forever!
Well, I think ussjimmycarter is right. Considering that Hillary has threatened to “obliterate” Iran in retaliation for attacking Israel and that she wants to bust-up OPEC, she just might have the cojones in the race. Crazy… cojones.
So…McCain has gotten so senile, now he thinks he’s Fred Thompson?
The Dem attack dog Carville is reputed to have said, “If Hillary gave Obama one of her cajones, then they’d both have two!”.
I still think someone may drop a house on all three of them. “I’ll get you and you’re little VP nominee too. Cackle, cackle, cackle.”