There’s a rumor going around that there’s a video of Michelle Obama ranting about whitey. There’s a number of reasons to think that’s not a big deal, though. First off, there’s no real confirmation the video exists. Second, she could be ranting about nice things about whitey like, “Whitey sure is nice!” or “Whitey helped me file my taxes!” or “Whitey has a pleasant smell!” Finally, who doesn’t rant about whitey every now and then? There’s probably at least three YouTube video out there of me listing what I hate about whitey. There’s just something about whitey that’s makes people want to rant.
What’s the big deal? Everyone hates Whitey Ford!
But do you know who Michelle and I really hate? Honkeys and crackers!
And capitialist pigs!
And infidels!
Aw, hell. I hate all you racist honkey cracker Americans!
I can’t wait for this tape to air! MSNBCampaign Headquarters for Obama will go nuclear! Little Chrissie Mathews will wet his pants while his legs go into massive spasms, Keith Olberdickhead will have his head literally explode on TV and Fat Tim Russert will have “the big one” trying to draw on his little white board how this doesn’t impact the election!
And John McCain will…will…sigh…will disavow the video and those who released it and all tactics behind the release of the video thus putting the issue behind Obama…sigh…Muhaha…cough…choke…gag…
Mr. Nukular Sub, don’t count on it. It reminds me too much of Fitzmas.
Why? Because the same guy is pushing it.
I’m John McCain and I disavow any association with this website and commenters like ussjimmycarter. I promise to never attack a person’s religion, church, family, friends, associations, background, employment history, policies, ideas, beliefs, philosophy, words spoken, actions, experience or personage.
I look forward to campaigning against my good friend, Barack Obama and his Vice Presidental candidate, Hillary Clinton. I promise to take my Viagra, wear my Depends and false teeth and sound like I’m not confused. I’m a war hero, so, vote for me and my vision for America’s future: open borders, amnesty for all aliens, limited free speech and a global warming carbon credit economy.
Michelle Obama: The Whitey Album
Feature her chart topping hits:
* (not) Proud to be an American
and
* If I had me a hammer, I’d hammer me a Whitey.
and much much more
🙂 spacemonkey:
“Feature her chart topping hits:”
I read it as “heart dropping tits.”
Whoa.
At this point “I hate whitey” just wouldn’t be strong enough to wreck Obamas’ campaign. Obama caught on tape with a live boy or a dead woman might not be strong enough. Oh! There is ONE THING he or Michelle could say, “Abortion is Murder! Reverse Roe vs Wade!”
Yep 4 of 7, I think that would do it.
Jimmy: hmmmmmmmm, verrrrrrry interesting.
(btw I don’t think her boobs are anything special).
Jimmy…NEVER…EVER…talk or write about Hillary’s tits!!! EVER!!! I just threw up in my mouth and will not be able to get that image out of my mind for the rest of the day! I can’t simply shut down and clear out the RAM cause it’s stored on my hard drive FOREVER!!!