Since it looks like Hillary won Puerto Rico (do they even have electoral votes? I’ve never understood the whole “American territory” thing) with about 70% of the vote, I think Obama needs to go on the air with ads saying something like, “Hey, you little pissants, I am the Democratic nominee, so stop wasting your moron time and going out and voting for Hillary. When I am president, I will @#$% you up!”
On second thought, I don’t think he can pull off threats. He should have his wife do the ads. People would know she means it because she hates Americans.
Because the real election for the Democrat nomination is the superdelegates, who hate Hillary but love George Soros’ money.
As your Messiah, I can forgive you voting for that cracker harpy in the primaries. But if you vote for McCain in November, I will smite you all with a plague of cracker-eating locusts and raining frogs and all that kind of $#!+!!!
Well, maybe because a lot of people are wising up that the guy is an inexperienced greenhorn dillweed with a dangerously empty brainbox, no knowledge of history and absolutely no grasp of how our Federal system works, let alone our military?
Nah, maybe they’re tired of his Stan Laurel chin and cauliflower ears that really are annoying after a while. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Keep it simple.
Maybe it’s the condescension, Jimmy.
Yeah, that, too, SucreTaster. 🙂
“do they even have electoral votes?”
No, Puerto Rico doesn’t have any electoral votes, but the democrats are all about listening to people whose opinions don’t matter. Like France, the U.N., or the Kos Kids.
When I am president, I will @#$% you up!
He’s such a scrawny runt. The Puerto Ricans would be like “STFU, ese, you’re about as scary as a growling hamster. Not only that, you’ve de-balled the military so bad, I think me ‘n Carlos could row our raft over to the mainland and take over the whole d*mn place!”
You had best check yourself or I will have my homeboy Ahmadinejad make your island extra crispy, ese!
Glad to know someone else is in the same boat. I never got the “American territory” thing either.
I was stationed on Guam for 3 years. (Another American territory). Apparently we stole Guam, Puerto Rico, Cuba, the Philipines and the Marianas islands from Spain after the Spanish/American war. Japanese newlyweds come to Guam like American newlyweds go to Niagra Falls. Beautiful coral reefs, good food and you can drink the water. Puerto Rico? Eh! (shrug)