Random Thought

People seem to think it’s bad that other countries hate America, but wouldn’t it be nice if Mexico hated America more?

MEXICAN 1: Let’s illegal sneak into America.
MEXICAN 2: No. I hate that country.

Problem solved!

14 Comments

  1. Maybe if france hated us a little more we’d have less arugula eating pussies walking our streets. They’d all be like:
    #1: Hey, let’s eat some arugula and walk the American streets like pussies.
    #2: No way – I’m from france. I hate that place.
    #1: You’re right. Let’s go vote for obama, then go back to france.

  2. Now that’s a better Mexico joke, Frank…
    How to make them hate us more? Anyone remember the Punitive Expedition? Wouldn’t something like that be a TON better with M1 Abrams, M2 AFVs, and Apache Longbows? That might put a damper on those druggies and coyotes… and I’m pretty sure that US popularity would drop like a rock down there.

  3. We don’t want the Mexicans to hate us. We want them to build statues of John McCain and demand that the US rule Mexico. That way…
    – Mexicans get to live under American government (which they clearly want, otherwise so many of them wouldn’t be in California and Texas illegally)
    – We get to steal their oil
    – President McCain gets his amnesty, without bringing in millions more illegal Mexicans

  4. Since the Mexicans are coming here in truckloads apparently maybe we should annex their country. Then we could send a group of rich developers, business people, oil executives and then more people who actually work for a living down there to make it little America.
    We could send all the Mexicans to LA/New York/Chicago/ Detroit/Dallas/ Seattle/San Francisco and make it illegal for them to leave. Since the folks in these cities want to help so much, they’ll have plenty to work with and so much to do maybe they’ll stop trying to run everyones lives. A win win

  5. We might have to repeal or modify a few amendments to the constitution first.
    Which means we need a congress who shares our vision.
    Which means we’re back to that old bugaboo;
    election, revolution or Frankjs’ third way –
    Just do it and don’t tell the opposition until the mission’s accomplished!
    Our nations’ greatest days were during our western expansion.
    We didn’t concern ourselves much with foreign problems because we had a continent to explore,an empire to build and, let’s face it, an indigenous population to placate.
    It’s been nearly 50 years since we added a state to our union.
    A little light expansion southward would shake us out of our current stagnation and remind the neighbors that there’s still time to join ‘The Friends of the USA’ voluntarily, By Jingo!

  6. If you really want to get them to hate us, just take their oil fields. Pemex is barely making any money on oil anyway (even at today’s prices). Oh yeah, and block any money transfers from the U.S. down to there.

  7. You’re otherizing poor Mexicans by referring to them as Mexican 1 and Mexican 2. Those names should only be used for Mexican X-wing fighters, especially when they’re attacking the Death Star. “Are you still with me, Mexican 1?” “Si, Mexican leader.” Like that.
    In the future, you should refer to hypothetical Mexicans in a way that honors their heritage and the many great contributions Mexico has made to the world of civilization. For instance, they’re not muslims. Feel free to use “Poquito” and “Senor Wences” but any authentic Mexican name will do.
    Its a new world and we all have to be careful about how we express ourselves.

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