I’m always afraid that I might be wrong dismissing the people talking about global warming just because they’re crazy and fat and don’t know anything. What if they’re right? What if one day I walk outside, and I’m like, “It’s kinda hot out… like hotter than usual. I guess I am worse than a holocaust denier.”
Yeah you will like worse than someone who made Jewish Holocaust victims sweat some. Like worse than a really good jewish comediam like Jerry Seinfeld who says something so funny that my metabolism increases for a little bit and as a result I sweat.
http://ace.new.mu.nu/global_warming_hoax_is_slowly_coming_apart
So far, in years of arguing about this, I’ve met (in person) NOBODY who could truly, rationally, debate in favor of global warming. The best I’ve met was a guy who billed himself as a “climate scientist” who rattled off a bunch of stats he read in some magazine articles, but who was completely stumped by the concept of variations in the actual output of the Sun.
“Insolation is a constant,” he said.
Umm. No. No, it’s not. The Sun has a little variability, which is more than enough to account for almost all of the changes in temperature we’ve seen across history. Not knowing about solar variability is like being a physician who doesn’t know about how blood flows.
…and this guy MADE A LIVING in “global warming studies…”
Most of the global warming fanatics don’t know much of anything about the actual mechanisms, models, or predictions in the field. They just “know” that increased CO2 will make things a lot hotter. Eventually.
The Global Warming fans are complete woosies. I’ve done a fair amount of research lookig into what the real climatologists as oppossed to moonbat activists have to say and it’s a grim picture for all these man-made global warming losers. I love confronting them and laying a “did you know these facts” smackdown on them. They either sulk away in tears muttering something about “but Al Gore says it’s so” to ranting and raving about what an evil global warming denier I am, to which I burst into laughter and smack ’em upside the head with a crowbar. Then they sulk away in tears muttering if my well placed shot didn’t knock ’em out.
Seriously, one of the facts that really sends them into a frenzy is when I ask them if they know what the composition of the atmosphere. When I tell them the dreaded eveeel CO2 is just 0.038% or 38 parts per 100,000 of the atmosphere, they look dumbstruck. Yep, that CO2 is one badass The Terminator type gas if 38 of them can wup ass on the remaining 99,962 of the other gases. I just love the look on their faces, man!
Jeez frank, enough with the WEtard ads already!!!!
They’re driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
by that “logic“, you have nothing to worry about. If you go outside again on some day when it’s cold – like colder than usual – then the problem’s solved.
Warming may or may not have been happening, after all several other places in the Solar System have shown what may be a trend of warming.
But “Anthropogenic” warming/cooling? All change laid down to humankind’s causing more emission of CO2?
Balderdash. Codswallop. Especially when used to say it is better to spend trillions over the next few years to “gain” a lower lifestyle when far less would allow us to adapt to temperature change in either direction – and probably lower the rate at which we add our paltry contributon to atmospheric CO2.
I’ve never been the slightest bit worried about global warming. If it ever really does become a problem, a few well-placed nookyaler strikes on the moon will scatter debris that will deflect just enough of the solar energy that everything will be fine.
In other words, Frank has remarkable foresight.
Hey, you can’t say that. You’re correct, of course. But you can’t say that. This is Amerika, and you will conform to liberal ideology, or you will be destroyed.
No free thinking will be tolerated or the keepers of tolerance will have you crushed.
Now, repeat after me, so you can be absorbed into the body:
1) “Bush lied, people died”
2) “I don’t know what Haliburton does but it’s an evil company”
3) “Even though my other liberal friends and I keep Wal-Mart in business it is the true enemy”
4) “Even though my other liberal friends and I worship Starbucks it must be destroyed
5) “The government knows better than we do so trans-fats must be banned…even though our Lord Oprah told us for 25 years that it was healthy to be overweight”
6) “Even though smoking is legal cigarette manufacturers and law-abiding smokers are criminals”
7) “We must give up all of our freedoms in order to be safe from terrorism even though terrorism doesn’t really exist”
8) “The Constitution is unConstitutional”
9) “Christianity is a violent, hateful religion – Muslims are peaceful and loving”
10) “Hoping the president is assassinated is not radical but believing that men having oral sex with other men is gross is extreme and dangerous thinking”
11) “Everybody cheats”
12) “It’s always okay to lie, because we don’t claim not to lie like conservatives do”
13) “Kids don’t need a mother and a father”
14) “The UN should rule the world”
15) “Always blaming America is true patriotism”
I hope this helps.
Global Warming…er Climate Change now that the weather isn’t cooperating with the warming theories the last few years, is the main tenet of the Church of Liberalism. Denying it is the equivalent of running into a Christian church and desecrating the altar with the entrails of a dead cat during a service. Doing that would be perfectly ok with liberals however.
Anyone who thinks we are in control of the weather is infected with hubris in the extreme. Of course most of these people think God is a myth and evolution is fact so…………….
#9 = tour de force – as usual
#11 = absolutist – as usual 🙂
All make me laugh.
#11 – Posted by: seanmahair on July 18, 2008 03:04 PM
With evolution being fact and all, its one of the few reasonable things Global Warming idgits believe in.
you know…it’s going to be hotter this summer than it has been all year.
Frank! Get a hold of yourself! Shake it off, son! You’re worrying me.
Now, get Sarah and a few hundred rounds of ammo and go out for some target practice. You’ll feel better.
You have to, Granny said so.
Algore is RIECHT! MAN is not “natural” and most be destryoed. And after MAN is gone, WOMENZ will figure out a way to have babys without men and their will be PIECE!
You’ll wish you could deny it once My administration puts all you racist crackers in the camps!
But first, I will smite My staff for posting under the wrong name!
Your staff has been smoted, oh shakey master.
And where the hell is ussjimmycarter these days? I need a dose of his
head-ripping-off-and-shoving-up-my-arse!
#13, AR. Read this when you have the time and then we can talk.
#7, John Anderson. Good point. Adjusting the thermostat has to be cheaper than tearing down and rebuilding our entire social, economic and political system. If this debate was about common sense it would already be over!
#17 + #18 = uber-lulz (or it could be #35 for you mathmaticians out there…)
I’m all for recycle, reduce and reuse. I’m also on board with being good steward of what we have, mainly due to the fact I believe we’ll be held accountable for it. What frosts my jets is the fear mongering, hate promoting, crisis screeching loony toons who have nothing better to do than mind everyone else’s business.
Here’s an idea for the Al Gorites and their cabal:
Get a life,
have a family,
go on vacation,
get a hobby that doesn’t require protesting,
start a business that employes, feeds, houses the homeless, take in stray animals,
garden,
volunteer at the zoo…..
oh I don’t know, anything that fills up your day with more than issuing edicts about how other people should live their lives.
Please leave the rest of us alone and we will be happy to do the same.
So if we can change the temperature, who gets to decide what “ideal” or “correct” or “normal” is? I’m tire of the arrogant polar bears and they’re seal eating ways.
#9 you forgot:
16. “It’s a choice, not a human being. Abortion equals freedom!”
17. “Pick an animal and save it!” (almost any one you choose is cute and useful – not like those dumb ole’ babies!)
18. For liberal women only – repeat 3-5x’s a day while looking in mirror: “I am woman, hear me roarrrrr!” (and actually roar – it is empowering!)
If the oceans are going to rise 4 feet in the next hundred years, I guess the scenario is that we will all be standing on the shores watching in horror. Just that. Seemingly there are no actions that we can or will take over the next hundred years that might mitigate this, if it should in fact come about. No, we will all be paralyzed with fear and unable to act for decades on end.
I have a Florida condo about a half-mile inland, and at about 4 feet above sea level. I’m looking forward to the prospect of having gotten beachfront property at no addtional charge. And that’s if I do nothing. Ain’t life grand?!!!
Even though all evidence points to a slightly warmer environment actually leading to more food production, the Wetards believe it may actually lead to less. Their brilliant solution to stop this from happening is to burn all of our corn crops as ethanol, in the hopes of preventing starvation. This is why I haven’t yet wrote a helpful idiots suggestion. Nothing I can think of is as stupid as what is actually being done. I think we have all failed in that goal as well. Then again, at least our ideas are funny.
Climate is cyclical, as evidenced by history. We are actually overdue for another Ice Age, which would be far more destructive than the Global Warming Alarmists predictions for warming. If what humans are doing has any affect on climate at all, we need to get busy and keep that temperature going up.
Marvin, you hit the nail on the head! Warm periods like the Medieval Warming period were times of human expansion and growth. Of course, yer average Libtard has no idea this was so because all they know is what “they’ve been told.” The Mini Ice Age that folowed was a time of pestilence and plague. Global warming=Good, global cooling=Bad.