One of my biggest fears about being a parent is one day finding out that my child is Mexican.
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I do believe, although I could be wrong that the womb is one of the few places Mexicans can’t sneak into without your (or Sarah’s) knowledge.
That said, not a inference calculated to maintain marital harmony, dear friend. Oh and don’t try to make it better, that hole will just keep getting bigger and bigger until it swallows you up. Take it from a veteran of 30+ years in the marital areana.
Just let it go.
Hey, was there some announcement I missed? Are congratulations in order?
And don’t worry about the Mexican thing. You can always have him deported – he’ll be fine. And in 13 years or so he’ll be back in the USA and sending money home to you & SarahK.
I think FrankJ means that by the time his kid is born we’ll all be living in the United States of Mexico. That, or maybe he IS questioning Sarahk’s fidelity. How would I know?
Did you eat alot of burritos? Sometimes when you go beyond a critical amount you exceed butt burrito size and go straight into foodbaby size. In this case it is important to get a midwife to help toilet train the foodbaby immediately.
Reminds me of something my dad said to me and my three siblings when Mom was pregnant. “They say one in five children born in the world is Chinese.” He looks meaningfully at Mom. “How are we going to explain this?”
I’d like to know what #1’s “marital arena” is. Is it like an ice arena? Or one of these:
1. The oval space in the center of a Roman amphitheater for gladiatorial combats or other performances.
2. A central stage, ring, area, or the like, used for sports or other forms of entertainment, surrounded by seats for spectators: a boxing arena; a circus arena.
3. A building housing an arena.
4. A field of conflict, activity, or endeavor: the arena of politics.
#16: Now wait! I’ve only been “hysterical” several times in my life that I’m aware of. Now, at the age of 5X (solve for X), I’m only aware of how much I don’t know and how little time I have left to not know it.
I do believe, although I could be wrong that the womb is one of the few places Mexicans can’t sneak into without your (or Sarah’s) knowledge.
That said, not a inference calculated to maintain marital harmony, dear friend. Oh and don’t try to make it better, that hole will just keep getting bigger and bigger until it swallows you up. Take it from a veteran of 30+ years in the marital areana.
Just let it go.
Hey, was there some announcement I missed? Are congratulations in order?
And don’t worry about the Mexican thing. You can always have him deported – he’ll be fine. And in 13 years or so he’ll be back in the USA and sending money home to you & SarahK.
I wouldn’t worry – there are plenty of kids willing to do that job and Mexicans only do the jobs Americans aren’t willing to do.
I think FrankJ means that by the time his kid is born we’ll all be living in the United States of Mexico. That, or maybe he IS questioning Sarahk’s fidelity. How would I know?
Did you eat alot of burritos? Sometimes when you go beyond a critical amount you exceed butt burrito size and go straight into foodbaby size. In this case it is important to get a midwife to help toilet train the foodbaby immediately.
Its ok … food babies come out already knowing how to swim.
Reminds me of something my dad said to me and my three siblings when Mom was pregnant. “They say one in five children born in the world is Chinese.” He looks meaningfully at Mom. “How are we going to explain this?”
Don’t worry, I’m not Mexican.
I’d like to know what #1’s “marital arena” is. Is it like an ice arena? Or one of these:
1. The oval space in the center of a Roman amphitheater for gladiatorial combats or other performances.
2. A central stage, ring, area, or the like, used for sports or other forms of entertainment, surrounded by seats for spectators: a boxing arena; a circus arena.
3. A building housing an arena.
4. A field of conflict, activity, or endeavor: the arena of politics.
I hope McCain doesn’t see this post.
@#9 I think it’s Thunderdome.
Kinda lame, Frank…
I am praying that I have a mexican next. My yard looks like crap.
#9 That would be # 4 field of endeavor or activity and sometimes conflict.
Hence the marital arena 😉
Yeah, #14 (my little Irish grandma), and it takes a LOT of work to keep the arena fit for combat! 🙂
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You sir are hysterical. So glad you’re back.
Seconded.
Let’s hope your thought doesn’t become a reality.
#16: Now wait! I’ve only been “hysterical” several times in my life that I’m aware of. Now, at the age of 5X (solve for X), I’m only aware of how much I don’t know and how little time I have left to not know it.