I’m getting a bit confused who are the fake the trolls and who are the real trolls cut and pasting things from the Daily Kos that were debunked days ago. Please identify whether you are real or not in the comments.
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I wish to state completely equivocally, that I, ANON 1:50 am not a real, authentic, non-troll, and that I reject any attempts to undermine my credentials in this regard.
Sincerely….
Guilty.
I was very, very, very bored yesterday.
Turns out even faking trollish behavior is not good for the soul. I felt cheap and tainted, like a Hillary delegate.
Yeah, I did it once, Frank. And then I tried some ussjimmycarter baiting which didn’t work (damn!). I also invented a couple of new names for myself.
So, I took a bath in chlorinated benzotrifluoride to remove the troll stains and get rid of the guilt and I’m back to the straight and narrow now. Feeling a little strange, though, and woozled.
I’m a lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan and Bush six times, but I’m scared of Sarah Palin and her inexperience. Has she ever run a national election the way Barack Obama has? And she’s not even at the top of her own ticket. Besides, does she really have enough time to be Vice President, a job that takes over three hours a week (with no time off?) The conservative-owned media (hello, corporations anyone?) has practically handed her the election because she’s a white woman. It’s just racism, and my Republican party can’t even see it.
if I only come here to see the match.com ads, does that make me a troll?
sometimes I do write things to make the girls in those ads think I’m smart, cuz it looks like they’re looking at me, and y ajust never know. Does that make me a troll?
Have we explored the possibility that all of the comments were made by Karl Rove?
I read on DailyKos that he has like a million different proxies and alternates between conservative and liberal personas. Alternatively, he may be replacing real posters with pod-grown replicas.
The point is that anything you read on the internet is a Rovian trick, so don’t believe it!
“I’m a lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan and Bush six times…”
Sounds like a good, long life in some kind of alternate universe. Or do I suffer from “missing time,” oh Not (so great) Philosopher?
Was I a troll or just a fake troll?
Some say I was real than became fake,
Some say the “peace” version was real and the “hail Satan” version was the first fake troll!
LIARS!
“Hail Chthulu” was concieved of first as the fake Monkey Faced Liberal, even if satan boy beat us to the punch.
The status of the peace MFL, never has been resolved,
Was it another of FrankJ’s personalities (like Harvey) that Frank “banned” when he got bored of it,
Or was it a real Monkey Faced Liberal?
The world may never know,
Hail Chthulu,
Monkey Faced Liberal
The trolls are kind of funny, at first. Kind of like that obnoxious guy that shows up at every party. He’s the life of the party, but then he gets way too drunk and passes out on your couch and then hangs around all weekend. Then he’s just annoying.
At the least, having troll around reminds me why I’m NOT a liberal.
MankusoMarco, MedioPalic, JFrank and Shake Master seems very, very trolly. I’m the biggest Republican you have every seen and I think Palin is going to lose this one for the team. I can assure you that Ronald Reagan would totally hate her. She has no class, charisma or style. She is also clueless about economics by saying Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are entities that taxpayers have been paying for for years – complete nonsense as Marketwatch and the Wall Street Journal pointed out. It is also just a matter of time before Palin endorses McCain’s policy on global warming and says it is man-made. She’s also going to be weak on immigration like McCain is. By the way I don’t read DailyKos ever because I am a Republican like all of you! How was that? Doesn’t that sound just like one of the trolls? Thanks in advance for your applause.
I stole this from PJB’s blog:
How to Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it Barack Obama.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?
6. Firmly Click Yes.
7. Repeat, using the file name John McCain.
8. Feel Better?
GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi
I like Pat Buchanan – does that make me a troll? Buchanan Girl
*** Breaking ***
AP – Boise, ID – 09-10-2008: The well-known blogger, ussjimmycarter (aka, ussjc) is rumored to be a shadow writer at the famous conservative blog, IMAO. When asked how this came about, Frank J., the blog owner, replied, “Well, I was faced with having my head ripped-off and shoved up my (censored) – either that or give that conservative Republican hulk something to do. I chose the latter. I kinda like my head.”
This morning, ussjc was seen roaming the streets of Boise hunting for ellusive truffles, the food most cherished by comment trolls currently plaguing IMAO. The container he was stuffing them in looked odd.
Regular commenters at IMAO like ‘Socrates’ was in a state of denial this morning. “Not! I am Not the man I once was. And I am Not ussjimmycarter. He is Not the One who should be Not be writing there in Harvey’s absense.” Other commenters were busy dealing with trolls and could Not be reached for comment.
Wellllll….yeah. I did a couple of fake troll posts yesterday. BUT…someone dared me to! It wasn’t my idea! I’m a victim!
I felt dirty and ashamed but, hey, they gave me a Klondike Bar.
Sarah Palin is the dumbest bitch I have ever seen in my life. She doesn’t understand economics. She had never even heard of the surge. Just how deep in the Alaskan snow was this ostrich’s head buried? I’ve been a lifelong GOP supporter but now I’m a liberal thanks to John McCain’s choice.
#27
Geeze dude! If you’re going to spam comments with your cut-and-paste tripe at least change some of the words! Oh, and “MachineGunner” isn’t as macho a name as you think, although it’s probably better than your usual tag “SubmissiveTranny”
Man, its like these Obamaniacs are so scared they afraid to even try!
I’m not only not a troll, I never studied abnormal psychology, and I know how to spell and construct proper sentences, so I don’t enjoy visiting IMAO when it’s overrun by them. Much more fun to make fun of Liberals when we’re preaching to the conservative choir.
Anything other than that it’s just cruel to mock the retard-, er mentally, ethically and aromatically challenged. Prediction: McCain-Palin landslide 2008!
ussjimmycarter is not a troll. But he would make a good ‘shadow writer.’
Sorry, ussjimmycarter. Game over. I can tell you’re not having any fun with it.
Is this the thread where we express our appreciation for the societal contributions made by ninjas and monkeys and liberals? Because that would be trolling heaven….
I am a conservative but I am concerned about Sarah Palin… nah, forget it, I’m no troll. Honestly, these trolls think we’ll fall for their lies that they’re conservative when they say the dumbest things in their attempt to look “just like us.”
I have not now, nor have I ever been a troll on this site.
Mykidsmommy I appreciate your wit and style.
Jimmy boyo you know how I feel about you.
Nunya B you and I are kindred spirits.
ussjimmycarter I have followed you work for quite a while and think you are awesome.
Whether they lose or win Sarah Palin is a hero. I know I would not be able to take the abuse she has and continue to be as gracious and polite as she has been. One question from good ol’ Charlie Gibson about my family and I’d cut his equipment off with a dull butter knife, wrap wire around them and wear them as earrings. Then I’d throw him to Philip who I’m sure could find a use for him.
But then I’m mean. I know this because Philip the arbitrator of all that is goodness and light told me so.
Troll find another epitaph, the one your using is so seventh grade.
“One question from good ol’ Charlie Gibson about my family and I’d cut his equipment off with a dull butter knife, wrap wire around them and wear them as earrings.”
That was just… perfect, seanmahair.
I couldn’t even come up with a good contribution to Harvey’s last WE-tards rumors campaign.
Thinking like a Troll? – ‘A man’s got to know his limitations!’
(Dirty Harry, Magnum Force).
I am not a troll. I own my own business, I bathe, I am heterosexual, I own guns, I own a gas guzzling SUV, I have two college degrees–Business Administration and American History, and I own two IMAO t-shirts. If you need more proof than that, tough.
Uh hove ben a kunservitive since the great republikin ronnnald RayGun was president. And just like you I love reeding da Bible, Killing defenceless animals, drinking my moonshine, and going to familly reunions to pick up on chicks in Dasey Dukes.
I’m really worried about the Sera Pallin chiose. People are really going to figure out there really is no Alaska. and its reallly going to be bad when they find out about her being apart of a group that called for the cessesion of this fiticious state. Also her firing the state Health inspeter for not shuting down the Subway that put olives on her cold cut combo.
This really worrys me and we should write that old guy who has our partys nomination and tell him he needs a nother vp. some one good like chuck hagel or some one. Just to be clere I’m a kunsrvetive.
Oh and stay out of Idaho. It doesn’t exist either. Any one claiming to be from Idaho is liying and can’t be trusted.
I wish to state completely equivocally, that I, ANON 1:50 am not a real, authentic, non-troll, and that I reject any attempts to undermine my credentials in this regard.
Sincerely….
Guilty.
I was very, very, very bored yesterday.
Turns out even faking trollish behavior is not good for the soul. I felt cheap and tainted, like a Hillary delegate.
I can neither confirm nor deny that I am real. However, I bitterly cling to the idea that I am real, so take that for what it’s worth.
Yeah, I did it once, Frank. And then I tried some ussjimmycarter baiting which didn’t work (damn!). I also invented a couple of new names for myself.
So, I took a bath in chlorinated benzotrifluoride to remove the troll stains and get rid of the guilt and I’m back to the straight and narrow now. Feeling a little strange, though, and woozled.
I am the real Barack Hussein Osama…I mean, Obama. Only a racist cracker would doubt the veracity of My words!
I regret nothing!
I’m a lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan and Bush six times, but I’m scared of Sarah Palin and her inexperience. Has she ever run a national election the way Barack Obama has? And she’s not even at the top of her own ticket. Besides, does she really have enough time to be Vice President, a job that takes over three hours a week (with no time off?) The conservative-owned media (hello, corporations anyone?) has practically handed her the election because she’s a white woman. It’s just racism, and my Republican party can’t even see it.
if I only come here to see the match.com ads, does that make me a troll?
sometimes I do write things to make the girls in those ads think I’m smart, cuz it looks like they’re looking at me, and y ajust never know. Does that make me a troll?
Have we explored the possibility that all of the comments were made by Karl Rove?
I read on DailyKos that he has like a million different proxies and alternates between conservative and liberal personas. Alternatively, he may be replacing real posters with pod-grown replicas.
The point is that anything you read on the internet is a Rovian trick, so don’t believe it!
“I’m a lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan and Bush six times…”
Sounds like a good, long life in some kind of alternate universe. Or do I suffer from “missing time,” oh Not (so great) Philosopher?
Was I a troll or just a fake troll?
Some say I was real than became fake,
Some say the “peace” version was real and the “hail Satan” version was the first fake troll!
LIARS!
“Hail Chthulu” was concieved of first as the fake Monkey Faced Liberal, even if satan boy beat us to the punch.
The status of the peace MFL, never has been resolved,
Was it another of FrankJ’s personalities (like Harvey) that Frank “banned” when he got bored of it,
Or was it a real Monkey Faced Liberal?
The world may never know,
Hail Chthulu,
Monkey Faced Liberal
I am John McCain I do not approve of this Website.
The trolls are kind of funny, at first. Kind of like that obnoxious guy that shows up at every party. He’s the life of the party, but then he gets way too drunk and passes out on your couch and then hangs around all weekend. Then he’s just annoying.
At the least, having troll around reminds me why I’m NOT a liberal.
Troll? Not me – strictly bank fishing.
I regret, MarkoMancuso, that you felt the need to slander the Pittsburgh Steelers name in your fake-trolling yesterday.
#15 – Posted by: LearntoDrawaLine on September 9, 2008 12:35 PM
You’re right. I should have used the Bungles instead.
MankusoMarco, MedioPalic, JFrank and Shake Master seems very, very trolly. I’m the biggest Republican you have every seen and I think Palin is going to lose this one for the team. I can assure you that Ronald Reagan would totally hate her. She has no class, charisma or style. She is also clueless about economics by saying Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are entities that taxpayers have been paying for for years – complete nonsense as Marketwatch and the Wall Street Journal pointed out. It is also just a matter of time before Palin endorses McCain’s policy on global warming and says it is man-made. She’s also going to be weak on immigration like McCain is. By the way I don’t read DailyKos ever because I am a Republican like all of you! How was that? Doesn’t that sound just like one of the trolls? Thanks in advance for your applause.
“Now cut that out!” – Jack Benny
I stole this from PJB’s blog:
How to Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it Barack Obama.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?
6. Firmly Click Yes.
7. Repeat, using the file name John McCain.
8. Feel Better?
GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi
I like Pat Buchanan – does that make me a troll?
Buchanan Girl
*** Breaking ***
AP – Boise, ID – 09-10-2008: The well-known blogger, ussjimmycarter (aka, ussjc) is rumored to be a shadow writer at the famous conservative blog, IMAO. When asked how this came about, Frank J., the blog owner, replied, “Well, I was faced with having my head ripped-off and shoved up my (censored) – either that or give that conservative Republican hulk something to do. I chose the latter. I kinda like my head.”
This morning, ussjc was seen roaming the streets of Boise hunting for ellusive truffles, the food most cherished by comment trolls currently plaguing IMAO. The container he was stuffing them in looked odd.
Regular commenters at IMAO like ‘Socrates’ was in a state of denial this morning. “Not! I am Not the man I once was. And I am Not ussjimmycarter. He is Not the One who should be Not be writing there in Harvey’s absense.” Other commenters were busy dealing with trolls and could Not be reached for comment.
I hope you don’t expect me to admit to trollery… No one expects me!
Me a troll? Let’s see…
My home sits on Firestones? Nope
Life member of NAMBLA? Nope
Never had a job? Nope
Moron? Nope
Sorry…
As you can tell by my authentic “handle”, I am a true conservative evangelical, and certainly not a troll.
I only troll when the Hellbender series doesn’t get updated fast enough. So pretty much all the time.
Wellllll….yeah. I did a couple of fake troll posts yesterday. BUT…someone dared me to! It wasn’t my idea! I’m a victim!
I felt dirty and ashamed but, hey, they gave me a Klondike Bar.
Sarah Palin is the dumbest bitch I have ever seen in my life. She doesn’t understand economics. She had never even heard of the surge. Just how deep in the Alaskan snow was this ostrich’s head buried? I’ve been a lifelong GOP supporter but now I’m a liberal thanks to John McCain’s choice.
As a solipsist, I am never a Troll, although I occasionally go trolling.
By the way, Monkey Faced Liberal, long time between comments isn’t it?
#27
Geeze dude! If you’re going to spam comments with your cut-and-paste tripe at least change some of the words! Oh, and “MachineGunner” isn’t as macho a name as you think, although it’s probably better than your usual tag “SubmissiveTranny”
Man, its like these Obamaniacs are so scared they afraid to even try!
That’s the way I troll.
Dey see me trollin’, Dey hatin’…
Libertarian radical anti-environmentalist troll and proud of it.
Save the economy from the global warming swindle – Vote Barr
I’m not only not a troll, I never studied abnormal psychology, and I know how to spell and construct proper sentences, so I don’t enjoy visiting IMAO when it’s overrun by them. Much more fun to make fun of Liberals when we’re preaching to the conservative choir.
Anything other than that it’s just cruel to mock the retard-, er mentally, ethically and aromatically challenged.
Prediction: McCain-Palin landslide 2008!
ussjimmycarter is not a troll. But he would make a good ‘shadow writer.’
Sorry, ussjimmycarter. Game over. I can tell you’re not having any fun with it.
Is this the thread where we express our appreciation for the societal contributions made by ninjas and monkeys and liberals? Because that would be trolling heaven….
I am a conservative but I am concerned about Sarah Palin… nah, forget it, I’m no troll. Honestly, these trolls think we’ll fall for their lies that they’re conservative when they say the dumbest things in their attempt to look “just like us.”
I have not now, nor have I ever been a troll on this site.
Mykidsmommy I appreciate your wit and style.
Jimmy boyo you know how I feel about you.
Nunya B you and I are kindred spirits.
ussjimmycarter I have followed you work for quite a while and think you are awesome.
Whether they lose or win Sarah Palin is a hero. I know I would not be able to take the abuse she has and continue to be as gracious and polite as she has been. One question from good ol’ Charlie Gibson about my family and I’d cut his equipment off with a dull butter knife, wrap wire around them and wear them as earrings. Then I’d throw him to Philip who I’m sure could find a use for him.
But then I’m mean. I know this because Philip the arbitrator of all that is goodness and light told me so.
Troll find another epitaph, the one your using is so seventh grade.
Does it make any difference whether a troll is real or fake?
“One question from good ol’ Charlie Gibson about my family and I’d cut his equipment off with a dull butter knife, wrap wire around them and wear them as earrings.”
That was just… perfect, seanmahair.
I couldn’t even come up with a good contribution to Harvey’s last WE-tards rumors campaign.
Thinking like a Troll? – ‘A man’s got to know his limitations!’
(Dirty Harry, Magnum Force).
I am not a troll. I own my own business, I bathe, I am heterosexual, I own guns, I own a gas guzzling SUV, I have two college degrees–Business Administration and American History, and I own two IMAO t-shirts. If you need more proof than that, tough.
Uh hove ben a kunservitive since the great republikin ronnnald RayGun was president. And just like you I love reeding da Bible, Killing defenceless animals, drinking my moonshine, and going to familly reunions to pick up on chicks in Dasey Dukes.
I’m really worried about the Sera Pallin chiose. People are really going to figure out there really is no Alaska. and its reallly going to be bad when they find out about her being apart of a group that called for the cessesion of this fiticious state. Also her firing the state Health inspeter for not shuting down the Subway that put olives on her cold cut combo.
This really worrys me and we should write that old guy who has our partys nomination and tell him he needs a nother vp. some one good like chuck hagel or some one. Just to be clere I’m a kunsrvetive.
Oh and stay out of Idaho. It doesn’t exist either. Any one claiming to be from Idaho is liying and can’t be trusted.