The Democrat vice presidential candidate, Sen. Joe Biden, finally released his medical records. But something was missing.
The brain scans.
In case you forgot … or never knew … Biden twice underwent surgery in 1988 to repair damage from aneurysms.
But the medical records, released recently, didn’t include any brain scans:
But the 49 pages of records the campaign released gave no indication that Biden’s doctors sought follow-up tests after the serious aneurysms he suffered in 1988. Medical experts are divided over the need for such precautionary brain scans, but many feel it is the only way to be sure a patient is out of danger.
“If this was my patient, I would re-image every three to five years to make sure no new aneurysm had cropped up,” said Dr. Mark Alberts, a professor of neurology at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine.
Not to worry. Our crack team of investigators has uncovered the missing brain scans…
That explains everything!
Except the intercranial pressure on his mandibular nerve (motor mouth).
D’oh!!
I just knew you were gonna do Homers’ Xray.
He lied about his health issues in the 1988 campaign, just before he had to drop out for brain surgery. (Not to perform it; to have it performed on him.) He’s been laying low ever since, hoping the public would forget he’s a liar and not just a moron.
I thought it would end up being an x-ray of Joe Bidens backside.
Homeo Simpson is a step up from Biden. I have to be careful i am not eating anything when they try to pass him off as smart. I fear my tombstone would read died of laughter induced choking.
Who know that a brain aneurysm was the same as a brain fart?
Getting brains scans for Biden is like getting a termite inspection for an empty lot.
Ah yes #5, the affliction of many elected officials: Cranial-Rectal Inversion
I am an Neurosurgical Intensive Care Nurse with an extensive Neurosurgical background and I know for a fact this a FAKE…. I saw the originals and there was MUCH LESS GRAY MATTER!!! Someone has enhanced the size of his brain to miss lead the public… Remember I warned you!!!