Things aren’t starting out well for Obama so far, so the Democrats decided they needed to distract the dummies in there party right now. With all the huge problems facing the nation right now, they sent out an e-mail saying how they plan to spend money to put up a billboard in West Palm Beach, Florida, to tell off Rush Limbaugh, and they’re having a contest for the slogan. Thus they can keep tiny Democrat brains busy thinking of ways to insult Rush and hopefully not noticing what complete and utter screw up Obama is.
Put that way, seems worth a try.
Anyway, if IMAO were to put up a billboard outside of the DNC headquarters (where did they locate that after the Soviet Union fell?), what would you have it say in ten words or less?
“Democrats: First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes”
“Democrat Economic Recovery Plan: Hey, Look, Something Shiny!”
“When You Think Depression, Think Democrat!”
“Parasites of the world, UNITE!”
Stupid and lazy? Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you!
“Don’t blow in the wind, blow in the White House”
“Democrats: Proud to be an Ass”
“Let them eat tofu” ~ Nancy Pelosi
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He is of no importance.”
I submitted this to their site yesterday:
Rush is right: Obama’s success = America’s failure
“God Damn America! God Damn America! Vote Democrat!”
DNC believes in Freedom (from thought, responsibility, morals, and liberty.)
“Don’t like what the government is doing? It’s Bush’s fault!”
“You gonna eat dat pickle?”
Toxic Waste Dump Site
-or-
Restrooms open to public, free liquor.
“Look over there! The chickens are roosting!”
“Rush did not eat your hope!”
“Subsidized idiocy! What’s not to love?”
“How’s that HOPE and CHANGE thing workin’ out for ya?”
T.N Amaps in #8 is excellent. Very to the point.
“Sorry, I’ve never heard of a ‘George Soros’. Never.”
Liberals: why aren’t they, anyway?
I sumbitted “Hey Rush! Stop making fun of Comrade Jugears!” Think that’ll fly?
“A single wasted dollar is a tragedy. A trillion wasted dollars are a statistic.”
“Democrats won. Suck it, America”
Democrats – because you can’t be trusted with your life
“Obama, Hope you can hang on to.–Larry Sinclair”
After submitting your idea, you are immediately redirected to a page asking for donations. Something tells me that’s the whole reason behind the billboard contest.
Can I just eat my waffles
DNC: Reason went out of Vogue in the 18th Century
DNC: At least the boot on your neck is designer
Obama———-a 4 tear campaign for (insert republican here) in 2012
Obamanomics – Two for me, none for you. Two for me, none for you.
Democrats: Stuck on Stupid
Redistribute this. (point to crotch) I guess that doesn’t work on a billboard. Unless there’s a picture on it.
Can I just eat my
wafflesfalafel?“Careful America, once you go black…”
There’s White Folks, and there’s ignorant motherf**kers like you. -B.H. Obama
“We blame
BRush.”Rubeus, that would be pretty humorous. Especially if the B in Bush was X’d out with a red X and the R written above like a graded English Paper. Made me titter a bit.
Hey Democrats: Slavery’s ended. Give it up.
Dems: Drowning the economy like it was Mary Jo Kopechne.
Dystopia: Coming soon to a country near you
Democrats: Making up fancy names for pork bills that make stupid people feel good.
You asked for it, suckers!
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Bringing infantile reasoning to an successively increasing epic levels
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Mine! Mine! Mine! ( of course with BHO hugging a huge pile of money)
Do not forget to submit your own ideas for the Rush Billboard at the democrackers site. It will make them work alot if you dilute the genuine with the genuinely fake.
Bush. Rush. Coincidence? We think not!
“Our contempt for you matches your contempt for us”
I’m moving to Cuba, at least they have free toasters.
Fuck all ya’ll (except for Barney Frank)
Soylent Green- Get used to it, Meathed.
That white boy in Home Alone screaming? That’s you, heh.
Get F**ked
America: Embrace the Suck
All your money and freedom are belong to us.
How about: To each according to need, from each according to ability. You know so that libs can remember where they get their financing from.
Looks like dissent really isn’t the highest form of patriotism after all.
Democrats: We’ll spend all we want, then print more!
Jimmy Carter doesn’t look so inept now, does he?
“Voltaire says the Fairness Doctrine is awesome!”
The following web site: http://www.dubyad40.com/2007/07/richard-pryor-would-be-proud.shtml
has a billboard image from Brewsters Millions with Richard Pryor saying, “I’ll only make things worst and that’s a promise”. A little copy & paste and you have obama instead of Pryor speaking the truth.
Democrat politicians: More fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
Is a list of negative rights really that offensive?
Don’t worry about the tax increases, Democrats never pay taxes anyway.
Democrats; when al-qaeda cares enough to send the very best.
How many pecks could a democrat pick if a democrat knew what a peck was?
Submitted as another one they have to wade through —
“Dear Barry, Thanks for the shout-out! Can’t buy that kinda publicity! Sincerely, Rush”
(Yeah, it IS disgusting [and typical] that the Submit button goes right to a contribution form; as if!)
“Rush to choose and you will be rushed to lose.” In reference to the last election.
“Why let facts stand in the way of a beautiful theory? ”
“Relive toddlerhood! Vote Democrat”
“The Democratic Pary: why shouldn’t there be a Santa Claus?”
“When you’re tired of thinking for yourself: Democrats will do it for you!”
I miss Bill…Buckley that is.
You can have my assualt weapon when I run out of ammo…oh yeah and gernades too!
WWMD?
“What Would Moloch Do?”
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