According to People Magazine: Tim Geithner.
Who’s not?
According to the silence of People Magazine, Miss Alaska first-runner-up: Sarah Palin.
Although, they DID pick the vaguely-similar-looking-but-not-in-the-right-places Tina Fey, so it all balances out.
So, when they say “hot” do they mean hellishly satanic?
& if they mean hellish, to which malbowge have we been condemned?
Crap, now one of my favorite magazines has gone moonbat.
Oh well, at least I don’t subscribe.
People Magazine…..People still read that rag?
*sigh* if you want real hard-hitting political reporting, then US weekly is the way to go.
People Magazine…..They still publish that rag?
(There.. fixed.)
This is why I think the WSJ should expand & do their own rag.
The joke about Couric looking like Zac Efron would be funnier if I knew who Zac Efron was. Oh, well. I’m sure he’s more relevant than “Perez Hilton”.
I can only assume they also included such liberla beauties as: Janet Reno (D-Dogpatch); Madelline Albright (D-Harpies Hollow, SC);and, finally, James (“do you smell something bad, or is it just me?”) Carville (D-Ugliest Mug on the Planet).
Their definition of beauty must not include morals, that’s why the Liberals always win these things. Everyone knows the right-wing is morally beatiful, in it’s own special way.
Who’s Hot?
Tim Geithner.
Zac Efron .
According to People Magazine judge Perez Hilton.
People magazine wouldn’t recognize “hot” if it put a rose between it’s teeth and danced naked on the table. They wouldn’t recognize “hot” if it pick them up, carried them over the threshold and planted a wet, sloppy one right on their lips. They wouldn’t ……..ah well you get the picture.
After all it took them how many years to finally vote Hugh Jackman sexist man alive. Bunch of no talent hacks.
This may be the start of a seriously disturbing trend-
What if it turns out that Janet Napolitano is actually a hot Liberal über-babe, and she does a spread in ‘Playboy’?
Ha-ha! Good look washing that image out of your minds!
I’m sorry, everyone. I really am…I- I just imagined it myself…oh God, it hurts…it hurts soooo much…
Btw, clusterstock reported that one of the VP’s at people is… drum roll please… Gietner’s brother. gee, what a coincidence!
Drink the kool-aid, you will see things more clearly. It’s that damn right-wing clearness of mind that makes all of you see things just how they are. Don’t you remember being told all those times how beauty is only skin deep, she’s got a great personallity, don’t judge a book by it’s cover, etc. Well now you are seeing it in real life. Liberals can’t handle the truth and live in a fantasy world blinded by the scales placed over their eyes. As long as you, and I, know better, let them have their fun, when it all falls down, we can rebuild it.
Not to worry, Alan. I’m still stuck on #11’s imagery which was the last thing I read before going to bed last night.
I am glad I have Sean’s imagery (imagining Sarah Palin as the “Hot” in question.) to wash out Alan’s. You evil man! As punishment, you are sentenced to fill your iPod with nothing but hObama speeches and play them on repeat for an entire fortnight.
By the way, Sean, I read that at work and had to stay seated at my desk for a good 10 minutes after. I’m not sure whether to condemn or thank you. Jury is still out.
I meant #12’s – seanmahair (hotty). Apparently, I can’t read numbers.
DE-
Would it be OK if I just drove rusty railroad spikes through my jewels? It’d be less painful.
Tim Geithner hot? I could maybe understand Joe the Vice President but Timmy the Treasurer…….no way!! And Perez Hilton, again, you gotta be kidding! What, did Elton John select him?? There must be a liberal fix on!!