I know we signed some agreement that the moon is the property of the whole world, but we can still landmine it, right?
I wonder if in the President’s busy schedule he’s remembered to test the smoke detectors. Canada could always attack again.
Joe Lieberman does look a lot like Emperor Palpatine, but the lightning he fires from his fingertips is a completely different color.
How could Obama be sexist? He doesn’t even seem quite aware of the fact that he’s a man.
Were dunce caps a real thing? And did it work on teaching kids not to be stupid?
People who say “teabagger” will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. And then they’ll get pegged with a tennis ball.
When the revolution comes, we’ll consider letting liberals in our new country, but they’ll first have to do the truffle shuffle.
The public option would be analogous to the Trojan Horse if you could hear Greeks in it loudly saying, “I can’t wait to kill Trojans!”
Someone explain to me how hundreds-of-years-old vampires going after seventeen-year-old girls is anything other than intensely creepy.
I stopped reading Highlights because of the liberal bias in its reporting. Once in the “What’s Wrong” picture they had two men getting married and a Bible in a school. Guess which one you were supposed to circle.
Did Microsoft test IE 8 on any websites before releasing it?
When the revolution comes, we’ll consider letting liberals in our new country, but they’ll first have to do the truffle shuffle……….Might I suggest they do the Soupy Shuffle instead, in honor of the late Soupy Sales a man who ( in his time) was a comedic genius who entertained a whole generation of Americans. A man who once spoke these immortal words of advice, words I have always used to help guide me through life, “Never J-walk you might clog up someone’s radiator!” Yes the Soupy Shuffle would be much better.
-Did Microsoft test IE 8 on any websites before releasing it?
Microsoft and test are oxymorons. Speaking of morons, we can call Obama the Windows Vista president. He was advertised to America as the next big thing that had a fancy interface and would solve all our problems. However, after America installed him it was like, “WTF is this? It doesn’t work worth a damn…”
Someone explain to me how hundreds of year old vampires going after seventeen year-old-girls is anything other than intensely creepy.
That’s really creepy; the vampires should leave the seventeen-year-old girls to us fifty-seven-year-old men.
When the revolution comes, we’ll consider letting liberals in our new country, but they’ll first have to do the truffle shuffle.
and then survive a Fred Thompson punch
Were dunce caps a real thing? And did it work on teaching kids not to be stupid?
Yes dunce Caps were a real thing and worked. Then some stupid pinko commie liberal retard had them banned and now look at all the stupid people running around.
“I wonder if in the President’s busy schedule he’s remembered to test the smoke detectors. Canada could always attack again.”
Canada’s already sent in Avril Lavigne, how much worse could the Canadian invasion get?
I knew it was time to cancel the subscription to Highlights magazine when Goofus & Gallant started looking like G.Dubya and B. Hussein.
The Timbertoes had to be dropped from Highlights to make room for the environmentally friendly Rainbowrumps.
Roman Polanski totally gets the whole Vampire/Young Girl attraction.
Dunce Caps were the precursers to Tin Foil Hats, so, no, they weren’t effective in eliminating stupidity
The ‘Liberal Survivor” shuffle rule for after the revolution:
If the liberal attempts a Truffle-shuffle, a Soupy-shuffle, or the Ickey-shuffle, vote them in.
If the liberal does an ipod shuffle, however, he/she is out.
We should landmine the moon. With nuclear landmines. Kill two birds with one stone. And the moon belongs to the U.S. We were there first!!
Lieberman/Palpatine launches alternating red state/blue state lightning bolts. He can’t make up his mind.
When in the HELL did we give away the Moon? DOH!!!! I say the moon belongs to the ones that put thier F’n flag there first! Its our moon and we’ll do whatevah the hell we want with it, when we want! Just tell me Ronnie Rayguns didnt do this thing….. tell me it was Carter or some other rectus liberalis. Dammit! I was planning on buying retirement property there….. away from the balst zones of course…
“People who say “teabagger” will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. And then they’ll get pegged with a tennis ball.”
Can they be tennis ball bombs? You know cut the heads of strike-anywhere matches and stuff them inside the tennis ball, then wrap it with duct tape so when it hits somthing it ignites.
Well that cuts it! Obama could have given away anything that the US owns…like Canada or Mexico or Europe! But NOOOOOO…he gives away the Moon! What’s next, the Sun?
Wouldn’t a landmine actually be a “Moonmine”?
Has anyone cleared this so-called agreement with the Moon Men? Call them insurgents if you want, but they’re really patriots and they will prevail. Hasn’t anyone seen the prophetic Smashing Pumpkins “Tonight Tonight” video? USA out of Moon now!