Where do babies come from?
Wrong!!!
All this time, you thought it had something to do with “when a man loves a woman…” Or, maybe a Barry White song instead of a Percy Sledge (or Michael Bolton) song.
That is so early 21st century. We’ve moved beyond that.
Scientists have created eggs and sperm from stem cells.
Scientists at Stanford University in California found the right cocktail of chemicals and vitamins to coax the cells into becoming eggs and sperm.
The sperm had heads and short tails and are thought to have been mature enough to fertilise an egg.
The eggs were at a much earlier stage but were still much more developed than any created so far by other scientists.
While this is certainly interesting, what if babies realize that they don’t need men or women in order to be born?
Sure, the average baby isn’t all that smart. A typical infant is only slightly smarter than the average Democrat. But what about those Baby Einsteins
Don’t be fooled. Those Baby Einsteins are smart. They figured out how to get smart, then get their money back from Disney. Scary smart, those Baby Einsteins.
So, if smart babies learn how to make other babies, they’d probably make more smart babies. Then we’d be overrun with smart babies.
Not worried about that? Read that whole article again. Especially this part:
The science also raises the possibility of ‘male eggs’ made from men’s skin and ‘female sperm’ from women’s skin.
This would allow gay couples to have children genetically their own
Think about this. What if genius gay babies try to take over the world?
You know what? They’ll succeed?
Who would fight them? If it was Godzilla, we’d send the Army out to fight them. But it’s not Godzilla. It’s smart gay babies. We can’t send the Army to fight smart gay babies. They’re babies, for crying out loud.
On the other hand, maybe Obama would make his mind up to take a stand against smart gay babies. But I doubt it.
Smart babies, yes, he’d send the troops to fight against. But smart gay babies? That’s part of his constituency. The gay part, not the baby part. Or the smart part.
So, if babies tried to take over the world, Obama would fight against them. But if smart gay babies try, we’re screwed.
And not in the way that we used to make babies.
I have a hard time picturing gay babies taking over the world. Lots of singing and choreography in sparkly costumes, with a finale that leaves you speechless, sure. Taking over the world, probably not.
[Oh, my. I see they’ve already won you over. Their evil plan has begun. – B]
Obama has a plan! First: Wait until Frank distracts them when he tries to take their candy. Second: Run like hell. Third: Blame Cheney for being too open minded on gay marriage. Fourth: Blame Bush for being too closed minded on gay marriage. Last: Show his real birth certificate proving he is still just a baby.
I have read the entire article yesterday. The creation of eggs and sperms from tissue is supposed to help couples or people wanting to have babies who physically can not, i.e. older women, gay couples and people ravaged by chemo therapy, etc. I have big issues with this. First of all there are over a quarter of million babies being aborted every year. Why are we creating babies in labs and killing them at the same time? The second issue is this. The technology used to created these babies in labs will be used to create a cast system. They will create the perfect human being, and they will create the imperfect human being in order to use them as slaves. If one creates a human without the ability to think, a slave has been created. Welcome to the new world.
My question now is, could it be that Hitler’s desire for the perfect human being is now being perfected under the guise of science and the altruistic notion of helping others achieve their dream of being parents?
I thought all democrats were big gay babies. Obama and his mom jeans, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Keith Oburmasn…
This is why Obama hasn’t produced his birth certificate or hospital records. It isn’t that he wasn’t born in Hawaii, it’s that he wasn’t “born” at all. He reproduced asexually, like scum.
So for those of us of a religious bent, one wonders how scientist, many of whom don’t have a human soul (because of course, they believe in only what they can see in their microscopes) will go about providing one for these new designer babies. Or will they discount the importance of said soul and allow these new entities to run around soul-less. I personally find this frightening, people running amuck, soul-less, depraved.
Oh wait a minute, we already have that. It’s called the Obama Administration and the DNC………………….so sorry, my bad.
******BIRTH CERTIFICATE******
(real, I swear)
Mother:none
Father: none
Sex: Gay/same
Religion: science!
Race: Master
FOOT PRINT: n/a
If abortion was legal in 1961 where would He be?
darn
now thanks to the hate crimes bill stuck in the defense bill you can’t make fun of or fight gay babies that want to take over the world.
I thought this was funny. 🙂
That icon is creepy. I do not know how that happened… probably just this website.
This is a backdoor/camoflaged attempt at cloning humans, gay or not. They are just continuing the cloning research using stem cell terminology.
Great. Now we will have to have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy for newborns.
I can see the need for this new technology, because as we all know the planet is grossly underpopulated, especially in the gay baby demographic. Natural resources are lying in spoilage for lack of demand.
Once the mass production of gay babies is in full swing we will start to experience the warmth of hope and change washing over us. Science!.
Maybe they invent time travel and dump the defective ones in 1960’s Hawaii. What’s the worst that can happen?
Or maybe instead of terminators from the future, they try to destroy us with a different way of weakening humanity that multiple bullet wounds. They do it with anti-American leadership.
I think that’s how the Venture Brothers got started.
Now that they slipped the new hate-crimes law into the Defense Spending Bill, will the phrase, “They’re trying to ram it down our throats!” be considered hate-speech?
im am confused
so gay people say being gay isnt a choice, its genetic.
but its recessive, which is why it happens so little
nobody wants to be gay, because people treat you horrible (“why would i choose to be gay, its so horrible!”)
but you want to create clones, without cloning, to make gay children?
SENSE THIS DOES NOT MAKE
@5 of 7
huh? clearly hank is the only gay one, and hank and deans mom is either myra or dr. quymn
dude, dont mess with venture lore, haha
Daniel,
Agreed. And its totally Myra. Dr. Quymm hadn’t seen TS since Jonas’ Key party. And they never closed the deal in the Amazon because Ginny burst in like an in-heat water buffalo. Go Team Venture!
Yeah, but Dr. Venture has been making clones of Hank and Dean for years. With his sloppy lab techniques, stray hair and skin cells could have gotten mixed into the cloning vats from anybody he’s bumped into in the past 16 years. No telling what hybrid horrors they may yet reveal!
But I agree: Go Team Venture!
This is no news. Stewie has been trying to take over the world for years.