Can’t believe solving the last riddle took so long. Thought it would be too easy since I posted on the day of the first game of the World Series. Anyway, Elliot wins the HIGH PRAISE.
Now, riddle me this…
I cherish you,
But I stab you to destroy another.
And by your wounds
It is known who has failed.
Be the first to solve the riddle and write the answers in the comments and that HIGH PRAISE you’ve waited your whole life for will finally be yours!
A ballot.
a hanging chad. 🙂
[The punch ballot, but I’ll give it to you. -Ed.]
Walt Minnick?
An old-fashioned punch ballot. Geesh.
I believe it is Hillary Clinton. If you stab the leader of the vampires through the heart, the rest of them will die. Hillary is a Mega Vampire and when she lies down in her dirt filled coffin just before sun-up, that’s the time to strike! Don’t look in her eyes, however! She will lure you in and give you a vampire bite and then you will turn all vampirey and stuff!
All that Horcrux stuff was kinda cheesey.
Jesus
Oooh, nevermind, Jimmy is totally right
The Corsican Brothers! I loved that movie.
The game Battleship?
Voodoo doll?
I’m never, ever going to get one of these.
Kudos to Jimmy.
Jesus.
I always knew ussjimmycarter “cherished” Hillary, just not in that kind of way, if you know what I mean 😉
Marko, you can’t give kudos to someone who isn’t marginally cultured.
That’s sorta like “Minimal protection. Minimal protection.”
I=Dumbledore’s wand. You=Harry Potter. Wound=lightning scar. Who failed + Other=Voldemort.
I can’t be the only one who sees this!
As previously mentioned, Jimmy, my representative, Todd Platts, won by something like 50% last night. He is a Republican. He likes gun rights. He doesn’t vote for ObamaCare. I found this about him on a website called Contacting the Congress: “Twitter: No Known Twitter Account”
That’s right, my friend, No Known Twitter Account. Jimmy, we the people of Pennsylvania’s 19th district are not even marginally cultured by Frank’s standards and the same is true for our Congressman.
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a big fat pulsating whitehead?
The American People.
Thanks for that, Marko. Also, we should note (and be relieved!) that “Cory” has appeared at this late time (been allowed to vote?) in the #1 spot above.
Randy Moss!
“I cherish you,
But I stab you to destroy another.
And by your wounds
It is known who has failed.”
I believe that was the greeting on Keith Olbermann’s Christmas cards last year.
I think Joe Schmo at #19 should win. He made me laugh.
Christ on the cross
Wolverine killing Jean Grey/Phoenix at the end of X-Men III?
OJ?
A suicide victim with multiple personalities.
Democrats or China
@MarkoMancuso – Thanks! I’m here all week. Try the veal!
it a toaster.
A bulletin board outside a professor’s office.
It’s Kendrick Meek, beloved by the Democrats and Bill Clinton except when they were stabbing him in the heart.
I await what I always wish for most in life, HIGH PRAISE!
A sypheletic goat. Or a pallet of Cheez-Whiz.
A ballot.
I think Jimmy’s right, and a punch ballot would have been my first guess, too. But if that’s right, he gets the HIGH PRAISE, so I’ll go with my second guess.
A dart board.
Stab it with the darts, go for the cherished bullseye to figuratively destroy the competition, and you know who failed by who’s darts scored with the lowest.
I agree with Cory and Jimmy.
If they’re right, do I get High Praise by Association?
A surgeon?
Is it a dartboard?
I was gonna say Lorena Bobbit again but then I overheard Lana Wachowski saying that in the mens room.
“I” is the damn Democrats;
“you” is America or American society;
“another” would be the Repubs.