Random Thoughts

They only have intermittent internet on the International Space Station. What primitive living conditions.

I hate all the acronyms people use that I have to look up. Only acronyms people should need are LOL, RT, BTW, and TANSTAAFL.

When Buttercup was done with her food, she turned her plate over. That’s what they do at fancy restaurants.

Don’t want to make a joke about someone’s marriage breaking up. That a serious thing. It’s not for humor!

22 Comments

  1. I don’t understand Arnold. It’s not like Maria is a hag or anything. Now I’d have to like gag her or something but in all Islamic Sensative fashion that would be ok, I’m certain. Or you could probably just slap her a couple of times and tell her to shut her female mouth and that would probably do it before the sex! If she talked, though that would like totally ruin my mood. I’d have to have a double subscription to some weener candy or something…

  2. Wait until Buttercup discovers her spoon can be a catapult. Just wait. Just wait.

    How about:BBl
    ACP
    MM
    CAL
    JHP
    RNSP

    The big question is….does the ISS have bacon? The only question that matters. Internet is one thing, but bacon…..

  3. The older we get, the more new text abbreviations we will need,
    BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

    FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
    FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
    IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LOL – Living on Lipitor
    ROFL AICGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing And I Can’t get Up!
    TTYL – Talk to You Louder
    WDYS–What Did Y0u Say?
    DWI – Driving While Incontinent
    WTF – Wet the Furniture.

  4. Is all this stuff like a T……. post? I think it is and it sounds like if I don’t get out of here quick I’m going to be passed around like a bad cold and buggered repeatedly by teh gheys… Bye!

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