[High Praise! to Keln]
Bonus points for working in a gratuitous Cookie Monster reference. I’m a sucker for muppets.
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So, once Obama is out of office, what will he do? He won’t be able to go on the lecture circuit because nobody would actually *pay* to hear him speak, except maybe confused moviestar has-beens. Will he just write boring whining books about how it was all Bush’s fault? Maybe he could become ambassador to Kenya or Indonesia? Even if he manages to screw up America’s diplomatic relations with them they aren’t exactly a threat.
Inspired by a similarly competent predecessor, he’ll probably end up launching an organization that constructs tents for displaced OWSers — “Habitat for Inanity.”
Ah, I get it now. The EPA is trying to claim ditches so that they can get the car out of the ditch.
This is their chance to use their secret weapon: Captain Planet. ‘Cause he’s our hero. Gonna take pollution and cars in ditches down to zero.
The empty suit in the White House keeps talking about cars in ditches, “D” for drive, and “R” for reverse. I have $20 that says that he can neither drive a car with a manual transmission nor parallel park.
It’s not…Bush’s Fault™! It’s ALWAYS…Bush’s Fault™!….BO, in charge of sompin’…somewhere.