“Be careful of that dog; he hasn’t been vetted!”
What makes Neil Munro different from an assassin other that instead of bullets, he had questions?
So is the stereotype that rich people are like caveman, awed by our everyday technology?
Women can be funny. I remember some funny women from Monty Python. Had annoying voices, though.
Idea: Bed and Breakfast where the bed is edible and is the breakfast.
Is “clinically dead” better or worse than “mostly dead”?
I’m still a couple years shy of being old enough to be VP, but thanks for asking.
If I was challenged on being too young, I could claim to have lost my birth certificate and get it tied up in courts until it’s a moot point.
My first act as Vice President would be to set up a hammock.
“Vice President, there’s a tie vote in the Senate you have to decide.”
“But I just laid down in my hammock! Come on!”
The Vice Presidency sounds like the easiest job in the history of everything as long as the Secret Service does its job.
Sources in Egypt are reporting that Honsi Mubarak is inside a sealed box and will remain both dead and alive until it is opened.
“Mubarak is up and about and fine… Oh! He was just tackled by a grizzly bear. It’s not looking good.”
Does anyone see a crow near Mubarak? He could be coming back for vengeance.
If someone is hugely incompetent and all you see is a black man being attacked, then you’re the dumb racist.
“Keeping it real” is too much effort. What’s the next level down from that?
I think it’s useful to consider politicians as minor supervillians.
<i?"Is “clinically dead” better or worse than “mostly dead”?"
Yes. But not as dead as “most sincerely dead.”
The next level down from “Keep it real” is “Keep it clinically real”.
“I think it’s useful to consider politicians as minor supervillians.”
Minor?
Yes, Son of Bob….that was my idea when I read it too.
Great minds, and all that….
Trying to keep it clinically real…..***snort***
Where is “all dead” in relation to “clinically dead?”
Sources in Egypt are reporting that Honsi Mubarak is inside a sealed box and will remain both dead and alive until it is opened.
He’s getting better.
“So is the stereotype that rich people are like caveman, awed by our everyday technology?”
According to the GEICO ads, cavemen appear to be reasonably wealthy and tech-savvy. Stop discriminatin’!
I think rich people are awed by our “everyday technology” in the same way we are awed by functional antiques – like typewriters, pagers and brick-sized cell phones.
Politicians do their best to max out at minor supervillain status since, clinically and ironically speaking, the superness of a villain is directly proportional to being caught (cf. superdupervillains).
“Is that a dead man, Doctor?”
“Mostly dead, Mr. Spock.”
“Explain.”
“Well, he’s ‘clinically’ dead, but…”
“But what?”
“But he’s worse than dead! His brain is gone!”
“Doctor, he’s a Democrat. They don’t have brains.”
“But I’m a Democrat, Spock!”
“Mmmmmmm, very interesting.”
Mubarak isn’t dead. He’s just pining for the fjords…