So I’m not really sure what I have to do to officially start my presidential campaign. I assume I’m going to have to jump through a number of hoops to eventually destroy government and its hoops. I just really want to tear the federal government apart, and I will deal with bureaucracy in the meantime if I have to. That’s how dedicated I am. And I’ll smile as I do it because I know the bureaucrats I’m dealing with will soon be kicked out of their cushy jobs and sent into the real world. And some will protest saying, “That’s unfair! Those people can’t work in actual jobs where results are expected!” But hey, it’s not like I’m driving them out into the middle of the wilderness to fend for themselves — though that is my plan for most of Congress.
Frank J. 2016: Not all bureaucrats will necessarily die.
Frank J. 2016: Not all bureaucrats will necessarily die. ??????
What are you thinking? I was fully intending to support your candidacy. Now you are going all squishy on us.
will the remainder die unnecessarily?
I would like to apply for a job in your bureaucracy, if you should win. You will need someone to help you manage all the bureaucracies you are destroying and account for them. i think I could accomplish this with a staff of only … say… 5000.
immortal bureaucrats?!
He’s just giving them false hope so they keep coming to the office instead of scattering to the four winds.
Get bus. You have a lot of work to do.
“busy”
“Get bus’ works too.
Lots of people need to thrown under it.
“Lots of people need to be thrown under it.”
oops.