[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
Epidemic of Companion Animal Disappearances Besieges U.S.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Has anybody checked the White House kitchen? The freezers?
You’ll know something is happening when you hear the desperate clapping: “‘If you believe,’ he shouted to them, ‘clap your hands; don’t let my unicorn die!'”