Two strippers in Juneau, Wisconsin got into a fight over a dollar.
Now, I know times are tough, but two strippers fighting over a dollar? It happens. I suppose.
What’s unusual about this…. Notice that so far, we’re talking about two strippers fighting over a dollar, and I’m saying this isn’t the unusual part. I’m not an expert on stripper fights, but I suspect that two strippers fighting over a dollar is kinda rare in and of itself. No, there’s more. One of the strippers is pregnant.
Now, I have no idea how pregnant the stripper is, but apparently there’s a market for pregnant strippers.
Of course, it is under Obama’s watch — into its fifth year, now — that the economy got so bad that strippers, including one with child, are fighting over a dollar. So, if you’re into that kinda thing, this is how the economy is getting better. For a dollar, some guy got to watch two strippers (one pregnant) tear each other’s hair out.
Forward!
I tell ya’ times are tough here in Wisconsin…the other day it was so cold, I saw a liberal with his hands in his OWN pockets!! Tough, I tell ya’!
Times are tough, boys–Two-for one lap dances involve a single, pregnant stripper here in the land of beer and cheese.
Thor – don’t quit your day job 🙂
As for why a pregnant stripper, I am reminded of Robin Williams’ routine about pregnancy where he points out “The first thing that happens in that the boob fairy comes . . .”. She may never have a figure that impressive again; certainly worth $1.
Best dollar I ever spent
What? I was bulging my eyes out like Dangerfield, and everything… Couldn’t you tell?
Well, The Wizard of Oz has long been considered one of Hollywood’s finest, yet its entire plot consists of two women fighting over a pair of shoes.
Nice to know while everything else is going up, the price of sleazy entertainment is going down, at least.
So who got all the dollars that got thrown during the fight?