The only thing the Republicans didn’t give Obama in the fiscal cliff deal was their wives and daughters, and that’s only because Bill Clinton wasn’t the one negotiating.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the island of Manhattan and the shiny pieces of glass they got last time Speaker Boehner met with the president.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was any sort of indication that they’ll do much to represent their election base besides talk.
An orgasam….oh wait.
Well, I be the first to say it.. A BJ.
… was a new golf cart.
… two plane tickets for he and Michelle to visit the ruins of Hostess.
… was a basic understanding of math or economics.
The opportunity for Obama to go “F” Harry Reid
Rabies.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was any resistance.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was a reason go blame Bush.
..was a reason to blame Bush..
(corrected)
was proof that the GOP has a spine.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a push.
…was frankincense and myrrh.
The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… The Spanish Inquisition… He wasn’t expecting it.
…was something far too naughty to mention on this family site.
…was the kitchen sink
…was a hard time
…was a Heil Hitler, because he doesn’t speak Germanian.
A knobber. Or was that already mentioned?
A request for a reacharound.
The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was a tea party
A proclamation making him hereditary King for life, and abolishing Congress as we kniow it.
… a Happy Ending
… what their constituents wanted
… their spines in a bag, for BO.
choom subsidies
a bacon entitlement
Hillary’s subpoena for Benghazi
…was syphilis.
…whatever the word is that means class, honesty, dignity, trustworhiness and all the things that make fo a decent, honorable man. And a nit comb.
…the bums rush.
a shoulder to cry tears of joy upon.
A good salad tossing
was the name of that truck driving school Goose was interested in
was a way to save over 15% on his car insurance!
…. a way to make it a good idea.
…. fries with that.
…. the support of the people who elected them to start with.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the middle finger- from all of us.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a running start.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Ferracotti brothers to enforce it.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a lesson in reality.
A fight.
The only thing the Republicans didn’t give Obama in the fiscal cliff deal was their wives and daughters, and that’s only because Bill Clinton wasn’t the one negotiating.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a cigarette afterward.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the $9 for the morning after pill because it was free under Obamacare!
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…Paul Ryan duct taped to spit and tossed on the White House lawn.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the island of Manhattan and the shiny pieces of glass they got last time Speaker Boehner met with the president.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Republican candidate’s 2016 election concession speech.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the rape kit afterward.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was any sort of indication that they’ll do much to represent their election base besides talk.
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was Bo served on a platter.
… was the kitchen sink.
…was the look Wile E. Coyote gives just moments after being outsmarted by the Roadrunner, and just before he plummets into the canyon below.
was the swearing of formal allegiance to The One.
Boehner the Boner, mores the pity.
🙁
…was putting an apple in Chris Christies mouth at the pig roast.
…was the bill for their morning after pills.
a real solution to any problem.
… was a whole bunch of malarkey. Because we all know what Joe thinks of that.
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The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a ski lift ticket for the bunny slope.