Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Have you heard about the new Obama flu that’s going around?”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

A well-deserved win for PeteSF!
But nobody has a punchline for my straight line? I just gave five of them in less than 20 seconds.
I think RodneyDill knows someone. He’s always a finalist.
@3 Apparently who he knows is the Gods of Comedy.
Why he’s not blogging at NP yet is kind of a mystery.