Have they confirmed Dorner dead? Has any more information come out about the water Rubio drank?
The minimum wage is and always will be zero dollars an hour. Moron politicians will continue to make sure lots of people stay at minimum.
Know what would help the economy: Idiots in D.C. with no business experience coming up with arbitrary numbers they think wages should be.
Minimum wage for a business creator can actually be less than zero dollars per hour.
So we’re all basically in agreement that the water thing demonstrates a serious, disqualifying character flaw for Rubio, right?
Now when Rubio talks about the dangers of government spending, everyone is just going to roll their eyes and say, “Whatever, water-drinker.”
My favorite part of the State of the Union address was when Christopher Dorner burned to death.
So will the water drinking thing will have more or less an effect on Rubio’s career than Ted Kennedy drowning a woman and fleeing the scene?
I’m predicting in the future leftwingers will wave water bottles at Rubio and think they’re making a point.
Candy hearts are basically just chalk and sugar, right?
I hope drinking coffee isn’t a career-ender or I do nothing but end careers all day.
My wife tells me I’m supposed to drink six ended careers a day, but that just seems like a lot of careers to end.
HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BY THE LAKE ON NABOO #CandyHeartsRejects
YOU DID’T BUILD THAT #CandyHeartRejects
TAKE WITH ALCOHOL #CandyHeartRejects
I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE #CandyHeartRejects
I AM RESIGNING AS POPE #CandyHeartRejects
NOT EDIBLE #CandyHeartRejects
MATH CLASS IS TOUGH #CandyHeartRejects
THIS IS MY ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE THE HORRORS OF CHINESE SLAVE LABOR #CandyHeartRejects
DICK MORRIS PREDICTS OUR LOVE WILL LAST #CandyHeartRejects
“To break up the gameplay a bit, why don’t you add an escort mission.” -Satan

SARAH + AL JAZEERA #CandyHeartRejects
UR ♥ (ACTUAL SIZE) #CandyHeartRejects
I ♥ EWE #CandyHeartRejects
Speaking of water, Frank, they say that coffee dehydrates you. But where does all that coffee water go?
For me, it just builds up until you pee like a Rubio all day long.
AIN’T BACON #CandyHeartRejects
I’M NOT A MONSTER, I HAVE THE HEART OF SMALL CHILD… (I keep it in my desk drawer) #GiantCandyHeartRejects
ADDS JUNK TO TRUNK #CandyHeartRejects
NO, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK FAT. YOUR BUTT *IS* FAT #CandyHeartRejects
TINGLES LADY PARTS #CandyHeartRejects
“Candy hearts are basically just chalk and sugar, right?”
Bone meal and earwig honey, actually.
Remember when you were in grade school and everyone passed-out Valentines? And you HAD to give EVERYONE a Valentine? And you took up class time to do it?
I hated that.
Be My Victim #CandyHeartRejects
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN #CandyHeartRejects
DORNER ♥ PIERS #CandyHeartRejects
NUKE ME TO THE MOON #CandyHeartRejects
CHAIN ME TO YOUR RADIATOR #CandyHeartRejects
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So that’s where game developers got the idea! That makes total sense.
That takes me back to about 1998 playing Goldeneye. I still hate Natalya with a passion. DON’T WALK IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M SHOOTING BAD GUYS!!!
“So we’re all basically in agreement that the water thing demonstrates a serious, disqualifying character flaw for Rubio, right?”
Rubio took a drink of water during a speech.
Obama keeps having flies land on his face during speeches.
I only find one of those things disturbing.
COME RIDE IN MY PANEL VAN #CandyHeartRejects
STALKING YOU IS LOVING YOU #CandyHeartRejects
THIS IS A ROOFIE #CandyHeartRejects
SCHOOL JANITOR LUVS U #CandyHeartRejects
@#14 – Come ride in my panel van —- LOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WALK WITH ME, STALK WITH ME #CandyHeartRejects
Hello. My name is Carolyn and I’m an aquaholic.
…I’ve been dehydrated for three months.
Perhaps Rubio will start a new craze in D.C. SOBRIETY!
It could even lead to secondary effects: the ability to think logically, the ability to say NO to new spending, requiring every Hippie who insiste on Zero population growth to first sterilize themselves and all offspring, tell Occupiers to get a job, prosecuting criminals, admitting when they should quit before embarrassing themselves, Hanging Socialists!
…At least Rubio wasn’t “drinking the juice”.
I CAN SEE YOU #CandyHeartRejects
I KNOW……#CandyHeartRejects
MY LAWYER WILL CALL..#CandyHeartRejects
NICE BOOTY #CandyHeartRejects
IS THAT REAL? #CandyHeartRejects
HOW MUCH U WORTH? #CandyHeartRejects
R U 18 YET? #CandyHeartRejects
R THOZ REAL? #CandyHeartRejects
TEACHER-STUDENT LUV#CandyHeartRejects
U TOUCH ME THERE #CandyHeartRejects
SANDOZ LABS #CandyHeartRejects
COCA PURA #CandyHeartRejects
NAMBLA CK US OUT #CandyHeartRejects
LITTLE BLUE FRIEND #CandyHeartRejects