Well Michael Bloomberg is pouring $12 million more into gun control ads, but the ads no longer mention an “assault weapon” ban. Apparently, the gun control people are trying to take baby steps, finding more modest proposal so they can get at least one victory to build on to slowly work towards confiscation of all guns. With everything else failing, one innocuous idea is just to make it mandatory that guns have warning labels on them. Here’s what those could possibly be:
WARNING LABELS FOR GUNS
* “CAUTION: Not to be used orally.”
* “WARNING: Do not place in microwave.”
* “WARNING: Fires bullets.”
* “CAUTION: Not for use in mass murders.”
* “WARNING: Noise hazard; do not use near sleeping babies.”
* “WARNING: Mere existence can cause incoherent thinking in some leftists.”
* “SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Guns are a leading cause of death for rapists.”
* “CAUTION: Objects holding a gun can appear cooler than they are.”
* “WARNING: Make sure to keep away from children, monkeys, and tyrants.”
* “CAUTION: Point only toward things you want dead.”
* “EXTREME WARNING: Obama won’t like you if you own this.”
If the libs decide to put all those warnings on our guns, it will make them so big (just to fit them all) that it will be next to impossible to carry concealed!!I see a future spike in trenchcoat sales!!
* WARNING! Guns have been known to cause Foot ‘n Mouth disease in Vice Presidents.
WARNING: With freedom comes responsibility.
Yes, Bloomberg is saying he is pushing for more background checks and gun control because so many people want it. And, he also said that he will continue to push for the “assault” weapon ban despite the fact that no one wants it. Thank you New York liberals, for voting a mentally-ill billionaire who uses you for his play toys in for an illegal third term.