In his biography, media mogul Roger Ailes said Joe Biden is “dumb as an ashtray”.
Not true. An ashtray would never fire a shotgun through a door.
In his biography, media mogul Roger Ailes said Joe Biden is “dumb as an ashtray”.
Not true. An ashtray would never fire a shotgun through a door.
That’s why Joe is always the butt of the joke.
Like an ashtray, Joe is accustomed to snubs.
Like ashtrays, Joe is not be allowed in most people’s homes.
Hilary Clinton mistakenly once threw Joe Biden at her husband.
As a child, Joe Biden always looked up to his father’s smoking stand.
An ashtray doesn’t need both hands to find it’s butt.
An ashtray is almost always cleaner and is always much more articulate.
So… Joe Biden is now the butt of ashtray jokes?
Like an ashtray, people point at Biden and say “ash hole!”
At least an ashtray serves a useful purpose. People steal ashtrays from hotels. No one would ever steal Joe Biden from a hotel.
Just like his boss, he can kiss my ash.
An ashtray would never have agreed to play Costello to Obama’s Abbott.
Looking to Joe Biden for common sense is like trying to smoke an ashtray, you look and feel a lot stupider after trying to do it.